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Mike

i dont make monkeys, i just train them...

About Me

Half Italian, half retarded. Currently working on worlds greatest farmers tan.

My Interests

makin sauce, fishing, and taking pictures

I'd like to meet:

johnny berlin

Music:

80's Big Hair Bands, Steve Miller, Shinedown, Crossfade, Mama's and the Papa's, Papa Roach, Metallica, Matisyahoo, Michael Franti, Ludacris, Lil John, and ghetto songs that make me do the chicken dance.

Movies:

the departed, kindergarden cop, shawshank redemption, sideways, flight of the navigator, terminator, shrek, toy story, anchorman, the star treks, and sweating to the oldies

Television:

arressted devlopment, the office, food network, the ..ary channel, science channel, new yankee workshop, deal or no deal, adult swim, anything thats on cinemax after 10 o'clock at night

Books:

men are from mars, and women are from venus. (the bedroom addition)

Heroes:

AHnold Schwarzenegger; my Dad ; nacho libre...