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A lover of all things house, be it dark dirty twisted funky or jacking I just simply can't get enough. When I went to my first club and saw with my very own little i's the result of a cleverly crafted tune, and the art of administering it to a mass of music crazed clubbers, I was hooked like a crack whore. Of course one should never limit and contain them selves to one particular genre. I do cross many boundaries with my musical taste, be it rock, pop, classical, jazz, blues, the list is endless. I've played the guitar and studied music, as a hobby, since the age of 7 did the regular band stuff, but it was at 19 that I fell in love with a pair of technic 1210 turntables and slowly progressed into computer based music. Here I stay sharpening my tools and honing my skills.....
I live in a flat in Brixton with the gorgeous Annu and a couple of dirty stop outs that could be said to inhabit the flat and they are Marty (aka "littles") and Oscar (aka "biggles" and "Oscar Five Bellies").
Weekdays I can be found in the finance department of the music industry in North London. I also enjoy playing and watching sport, Ice hockey (come on oilers!) and football (come on spurs) being the main two. Obviously I've had the pleasure of watching Tottenham at home but as yet i haven't been to see the oilers.....if you wanna know more then drop me a line.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gayshirt
Birthday: TenthofOctobernineteenseventynine.....
Birthplace: Edmonton, Not Norf London but Canada
Current Location: Longitude:193 Latitude: 183
Eye Color: Black, then browny greeny fuck knows, then white then some bad ass baggage
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 3/4 of a door frame
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left especially after you've sat on it until it's numb
Your Heritage: Some say monkeys other say adam who knows...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Real cheap bastards...
Your Weakness: Lifting above 10kg....
Your Fears: paperclips particular purple ones....
Your Perfect Pizza: Round with tomato sauce some cheese and a topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Im here....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ................
Thoughts First Waking Up: O bugger!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My computer..
Your Bedtime: What can you say its the mutts nuts....
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember...
Pepsi or Coke: Ha easy coke all the way baby.....
MacDonalds or Burger King: either especially pissed and hungry
Single or Group Dates: hmmm
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Looking at isn't cappuccino a type of coffee, stupid question
Do you Smoke: Only when on fire
Do you Swear: Fuck you do i fucking swear you cunt....
Do you Sing: to the theme of dallas...
Do you Shower Daily: Does it rain daily?
Have you Been in Love: with a gerbil?
Do you want to go to College: to lear fuck all and not be guaranteed a job and to be in shit loads of debt...
Do you want to get Married: to a ostrich?
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive i can touch the sky!?!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not if i stand still...
Do you think you are Attractive: to ferrets!?!
Are you a Health Freak: who me?
Do you get along with your Parents: yup...
Do you like Thunderstorms: nup...
Do you play an Instrument: yup, but if i play it in public i could get arrested
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: STOOOPID question
In the past month have you Smoked: see last answer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see answer before last
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: WTF are you talking about....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: bourbons?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: erm...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah but the bouncers threw me out cos they said i couldn't touch the lady...
In the past month have you been Dumped: in a skip?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: what in this country...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no comment
Ever been Drunk: man you ask some dumb questions
Ever been called a Tease: only the loose thread from my lovely peice of knitwear
Ever been Beaten up: like an egg...
Ever Shoplifted: again stooopid question
How do you want to Die: without knowing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a big person
What country would you most like to Visit: sidcup
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Pantone589
Favourite Hair Color: purple with red polka dots
Short or Long Hair: Sid
Height: Gerald
Weight: E?
Best Clothing Style: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS
Number of Drugs I have taken: Legal ones or just the illegal ones?
Number of CDs I own: 1.2356
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!
We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which millions of men have died, and we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.