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About Me

To start obviously I am extremely good looking. I know what you're thinking 'duh Kevin we can see that in your picture.' Well, being incredibly handsome is not as easy as you think. First, people tend to be extremely jealous of how I look compared to them. Folks it's not my fault you are homely. Blame your creator. Also, I am always being hit on by women (and men - not even the gay ones). I know what you€™re thinking 'Man, I wish people would hit on me.' Well, of course you do. But it's not all it's cracked up to be. It comes to the point where now it's just an inconvenience. Besides that I am 27. Married to the most beautiful women the in the world (I would except nothing less). Father to one of the brightest and most adorable little girls you have ever met.Now that is said and done let's get to know Kevin a little better: My Strengths: Besides being fortunate in the looks department, I am also exceptionally intelligent (Bachelors Degree from one of the country's most prestigious universities - Kutztown University - aka the "Harvard of the Amish country"), musically inclined (harpsichord, banjo & kazoo), poet, philanthropist, retired alligator wrester, known to have wicked dance skills (trained in modern tap and hip-hop), sexy - but not in your face sexy, likes pudding, the all-time greatest snood player, in training to be a tri-athlete, rarely think of myself, exemplary thesaurus skills, well-spoken but also know how to dumb it down a little, humble and finally I have the body of a god (Buddha). Oh, and I'm really good at taking pictures of myself.MyFaults: I have been known to have late fees at Hollywood video and I have the tendency to talk too much.

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My Blog

Maybe the Funniest Thing Ive Ever Seen

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Frequently Asked Questions

I get about a thousand letters a day. Mostly hand-written, but a few E-mails. Sometimes there is a question that I haven't been asked before, but most of the time the are the same questions over and o...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:09:00 GMT

My Year in Review 2006

Did you keep your new years.. resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I resolute to drink more, start smoking and curse like a mo fo.Did anyone close to you give birth? Do you mean proximit...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:05:00 GMT

PLEASE DON'T LICK MY FACE TODAY

If you walk by me today and just happen to pick up the scent of buttercream and realize the delicious smell is coming from me face please do not lick it. This morning I realized that I had run out of ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:40:00 GMT

Two Down....

Ohhhhh Snap. Vin Disel and Matthew Matthew Mcconaughey are next.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 19:27:00 GMT

More ass than an [Russian] astronaut

I couldn't be happier about the recent news that former N'SYNC member Lance Bass has come out of the closet and announced his candidacy for homosexuality. I know what youre thinking, "Kevin, I didn't ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 18:46:00 GMT

I am fond of cookies!

I have come to the realization that I can no longer finish a sentence with an exclamation point. To be excited for something in real life is okay, but typing out my excitement just seems to me I am be...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 21:27:00 GMT

THEY DON'T CALL IT

Time is money people. Nobody realizes this more than Mcdonald's. The breakfast menu itself is a stroke of time-saving genius. I mean who has the time to sit down and eat eggs, bacon and toast separat...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 13:34:00 GMT

What's next, an alarm in my underwear

There are puppies on my toilet paper. Puppies people. I know what your thinking, 'Awww that..s cute.' Well, you would be wrong my friend. These puppies are just another way the "Man" is trying control...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:24:00 GMT