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Dan

You would not want to be staring like that at me.

About Me

En espanol, me llamo es Cabellero Dinero. Cowboy Money. I am a man secretary. That's right, an office monkey. I shuffle papers and chuck poo all day. Welcome to my cubicle. I think its a crime against humanity to wear a dress shirt and a tie that are both patterns. If your shirt has a pattern, then you must wear a solid color tie...and vice versa. No exceptions. 85%

Colbie Caillat - "Bubbly"

Nickelback - Rockstar

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My Interests

I like to play softball. I also like to make up my own dances when I'm stone sober. I can perform wedding ceremonies. Seriously. I am 73% Addicted to Coffee

I'd like to meet:

Regina Spektor
On the Radio


This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath

No, this is how it works
You peer inside yourself
You take the things you like
And try to love the things you took
And then you take that love you made
And stick it into some
Someone else's heart
Pumping someone else's blood
And walking arm in arm
You hope it don't get harmed
But even if it does
You'll just do it all again

Music:

I like music, a lot. From hip hop to bluegrass. Some of my favorites include Kenmor (my little big brother). Barenaked Ladies, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, G. Love, Corinne Bailey Rae, Tristan Prettyman, John Legend, Amos Lee...and about a million more I don't want to list.

Movies:

Favorite all-time? Playing by Heart. Recent Favorites? An Inconvenient Truth. The Illusionist. Lady in the Water.

Television:

All time greatest shows??
1. SportsNight
2. Mad About You
3. Seinfeld

Books:


You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

Heroes:

My wife. She puts up with my bull$hit. She is my hero. "We live such small lives." - Matt