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Paige

I ate my inner child. It tasted like chicken.

About Me

I'm sarcastic, witty and overly informed about useless shit. I can cook, sew, use power tools, mix a killer Cuba Libra, fold a load of laundry in 7 min, have more lingerie than Freddie’s of Hollywood, and make bruschetta that will knock you naked. I'm married to the most wonderful man in the world. I also wish there were more hours in the day and more days in the weekend. And that IKEA was closer.I make jewelry out of vintage stuff and sell it at curvybroad.etsy.com. Go forth and purchase.

My Interests

Coffee, garlic, cheese, fried foods, my super-cool retro split-level house, IKEA, lately I've developed an interest in all things French.

I'd like to meet:

Lloyd Dobler.

Music:

Elvis, Jawbreaker, Dean Martin, the Misfits, Loretta Lynn, Bing Crosby, Hank Williams, the GZA, Patsy Cline, Mozart, the Jackson 5ive, etc.

Movies:

True Romance, the Thin Man series, Bond movies, Bogart movies, mob movies, Hitchcock movies, Fellini films, Monroe movies, Noir movies, old movies, foreign movies, art-ish movies, etc.

Television:

Educational and adult chanels. I'm also slightly obsessed with MXC. We don't currently have TV. My co-workers don't get it. At least once a day someone says, "Hey, did you see such-and-such last night?" And I'm like, "Um, no...we don't have TV." And then they just go "Oh," like they have never heard this, even though we went through the same scene the day before. ***Ok, update: We have rabbit-ears now and get 4 channels. So now I just spend a lot of time saying, "we don't have cable."

Books:

Too many. I majored in English. But I collect and read Agatha Christie with a fiery passion. Also the god-like Mr. John Steinbeck. I quit my old job so that I could have the time to read everything he ever wrote. My new house needs more bookshelves...Oh, and James freaking Morrow is my new passion.

Heroes:

Lili St. Cyr for beauty and valor. Hedy Lamarr for being ingenious, beautiful and a little risque. Aeon Flux (Um, the Peter Chung version not the Charlize Theron one.) Ayn Rand ("To grasp the axiom that existence exists, means to grasp the fact that nature, i.e., the universe as a whole, cannot be created or annihilated, that it cannot come into or go out of existence. Whether its basic constituent elements are atoms, or subatomic particles, or some yet undiscovered forms of energy, it is not ruled by a consciousness or by will or by chance, but by the Law of Identity. All the countless forms, motions, combinations and dissolutions of elements within the universe - from a floating speck of dust to the formation of a galaxy to the emergence of life - are caused and determined by the identities of the elements involved. Nature is the metaphysically given - i.e., the nature of nature is outside any volition."-- Ayn Rand, "The Metaphysical Versus The Man-Made," Philosophy: Who Needs It?)

My Blog

Shameless Self-Promotion

So, I've finally gotten around to selling my wares on Etsy.com. You should have a look-see at curvybroad.etsy.com There are fab new things coming. I've got some 50s era Las Vegas charms coming in and ...
Posted by Paige on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

violently happy

I can safely say that I would turn down an offer for $100,000 (or possibly more) in exchange for my current life with my current husband, current house, current dog, current haircut, current...
Posted by Paige on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:29:00 PST

We flooded our house!!

So, Mike and my dad were putting up the fence in the backyard and he'd worked all day. So I say, "honey, why don't you go inside and take a nice hot bath." And he does. And he fills up the tub and get...
Posted by Paige on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:22:00 PST

WE GOT A HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Yeah, so this is a little delayed b/c we've had it for 10 days, but the point it: WE GOT A HOUSE!!! and it is TOTALLY bad ass!!!  ...
Posted by Paige on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

Wedding website

Sellout? Probably. But how else will you know where to shop for us? http://avingerandcollins.weddings.com
Posted by Paige on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:44:00 PST

To my future husband:

Id just like to take a moment to publicly announce how much I love and adore you and to state how much you mean to me. I cant wait to have a house with you and live with you and the hound-mutt. I ca...
Posted by Paige on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:39:00 PST

Dream House

We found a house. The location couldn't be any more perfect unless it was actually hovering over the river. As it is, the neighborhood overlooks the river. Great older neighborhood, big trees, quiet, ...
Posted by Paige on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:09:00 PST

We found a baby puppy

While dog/house sitting for Mike's brother, a baby puppy followed Mike home. At first we thought she had a collar, but then realized it was a big old scab around her cute puppy neck where she had been...
Posted by Paige on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bona-Fide

Yep, I'm bona-fide and off the market! Got the ring last night. It's all a little surreal and I've developed some kind of weird girly squeal that goes at the end of all of my sentences. I'm all gid...
Posted by Paige on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love..

I got it. I'm in it. It's good. It makes me post stupid blogs about it. Go figure... Yay me!
Posted by Paige on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST