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Paul

Whoomp! There it is!

About Me

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My Interests

Politics, gardening, cars, sports

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a woman that has her head on straight. Crooked heads are creepy.

Music:

Anything from classical to rap.

Movies:

Any comedy

Television:

Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Fox News

Books:

How To Talk To A Liberal (if you must), by Ann Coulter; Godless, by Ann Coulter; 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America, by Bernard Goldberg; Myths, Lies, And Downright Stupidity, by John Stossel; Give Me A Break, by John Stossel; Unhinged, by Michelle Malkin; Leading With My Chin, by Jay Leno; Do As I Say (Not As I Do), by Peter Schweizer

Heroes:

Rush Limbaugh, President George W. Bush

My Blog

Global Warming

I suppose I should weigh in on the issue.  I don't believe that humans are causing global warming.  First of all, it has not been scientifically proven.  Not once!  Second, some pe...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:45:00 PST

The Poe Toaster

I was reading up on Edgar Allan Poe and came across information about his death.  Upon further reading, I discovered there is someone named the Poe Toaster, who each year on Poe's birthday shows ...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:58:00 PST

Thank a Soldier

IT IS THE SOLDIER, NOT THE REPORTER, WHO HAS GIVEN US FREEDOM OF THE PRESS.IT IS THE SOLDIER, NOT THE POET, WHO HAS GIVEN US FREEDOM OF SPEECH.IT IS THE SOLDIER, NOT THE ORGANIZER, WHO HAS GIVEN US TH...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Dia McBetes a.k.a. Diabetes (Type 1)

I put this info. here for anyone who doesn't know or has questions about Type 1 Diabetes.  Feel free to read through it, but I understand if you don't feel like it.  It only takes a couple o...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST

James Brown vs. Bobby Brown

When I told my mother that James Brown had died she said, "Good, now he can't beat up Whitney anymore."  I had to inform her that Bobby Brown is the one that beats up Whitney Houston and tha...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Drive-Thru Workers Take Note

If you work at a drive-thru window, please wipe off the cup before handing it to the customer.  Think about the fact that the person is in their car and most likely has nothing to clean it with.&...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

Gel Deodorant

I am using gel deodorant and I don't like it.  What I don't understand is how something that is liquidy is supposed to keep you dry.  ...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Thanksgiving Jokes

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?Pilgrims!Why did the turkey cross the road?It was the chicken's day off.Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?Because they never learn...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

I 'heart' Drug Companies

A lot of people think drug companies charge too much for drugs.  I don't and this is why.  First of all, drug companies are exactly that: companies.  They are in business to make a prof...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:30:00 PST

Retire First!

I heard a comedian a few years ago talking about how people work their entire lives and then are too old to enjoy retirement.  Well, I decided to retire first and then work.  I am enjoying l...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST