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Ms. Cookiehead Jenkins... not Poop McGee

It's like that time, on The Simpsons...

About Me

If it seems like I am not paying attention to what you are saying, I really am, but I'm probably just not listening...

My Interests

art: painting, photography, reading, drinking good beer, drinking cheap beer, always being able to find someting that will make me laugh, even if it's on the inside, making the ignorant feel as though they are intriguing (espically wierdo's in Deland-Jamie and Nick should know what I mean), OH! And finding burried treasure...

I'd like to meet:

The people I would like to meet, I already have and either like or dislike...how would I know I would like to meet someone I don't know? This should say 'people I would maybe want to be introduced to, to know if I would like to have met them...'Although, if we have met and I was glad to have met you, IM me sometime...it would be super. AIM youreyesmetmineALSO: CHECK OUT MY ART SITE!!! IT IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BUT IT IS UP!!!www.alainanagy.squarespace.com

Music:

...Alkaline Trio, Billy Joel, Built to Spill, Blondie, Motels, Pat Benatar, Modest Mouse, Head Automatica, Elliot Smith, Nick Cave, The Cars, The Walkmen, The Ramones, Ella Fitzgerald, The Clash, DK, Cyndi Lauper, Duran Duran, Pete Yorn, Matt Skiba, Gin Blossoms, NOFX, CCR, Eisley, The Cure, Action Action, Bad Religon, John Williams, The Faint, Screeching Weasel, Spoon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Journey, The Postal Service, Belle & Sabastian, Pretty Girls Make Graves, L.O.C., Choking Victim, Joe Cocker, The Fiery Furnaces, R.E.M., Broken Social Scene, Elton John, Ben Kweller, Interpol, Violent Femmes, Leonard Cohen, MU330, English Beat, Nick Drake, The Beach Boys, The Damned, The Pogues, Op Ivy, The Police, The Go-Go's, Wilco, Johnny Cash, Huey Lewis and The News, The Specials, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Shins, Mogwai, Snoop Dog, Apples in Stereo, Madonna, Patsy Cline, George Gershwin, too many other to name, but you get the idea...and going to local shows of course...

Movies:

Flashdance, Willy Wonka, Adaptation, Eyes Wide Shut, Star Wars Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy(I like trilogies, sorry, God!) Napoleon Dynamite, Fried Green Tomatoes, porn, Alice in Wonderland (Disney Version) Lost in Translation, Se7en, the 'Vacation' movies, Animal House, The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Four Rooms, Edward Scissorhands, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Say Anything, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Big Fish, Old School, Fight Club, One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Natural Born Killers, Requiem for a Dream, The Virgin Suicides, Blow, Bad Santa, Nightmare Before Christmas...

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, AbFab, Food Network, HC, TLC, DC, and all of the other programing that most people with a decent sense of humor, and a quest for knowledge might take an interest in. But this is the basis of my humor...

Books:

Hahaha... where do we start... well, lets just say I like reading. Vonnegut is one of my favorites, art, and art history books as well. In my household I can't escape a fine and extensive collection of porn and periodicals, but I also like to read product labels, some of them are lengthy with big words and serious outcomes if you injest their contents.

Heroes:

When I find one besides Bernadette, I'll let you know...

My Blog

I Quit Drinking

So after about 12 years of participation, I decided that I would quit drinking alcohol.  It has been 46 days and counting.  I feel like I am the only person I know, or should I say hang out ...
Posted by Ms. Cookiehead Jenkins... not Poop McGee on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST

Uncle Sam is an idiot...AGAIN!!!

So I get this fuckin' letter in the mail from the IRS claiming "we received your Dec. 31, 2004, Form 1040 federal individual income tax return, but we need more information to process the return accur...
Posted by Ms. Cookiehead Jenkins... not Poop McGee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Once again, it could only happen to me...

This is a keeper...Another rediculous happening... I had a Fleet credit card, which I had (thought I) paid off and closed the account. A month later I received a statement from B of A with the sam...
Posted by Ms. Cookiehead Jenkins... not Poop McGee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One Dollar and Uncle Sam can kiss my...

So I FINALLY did my taxes. Come to find out, I am not getting anything back, which sucks, but the way it is supposed to work, we SHOULD break even at the end of the year. The Government is supposed ...
Posted by Ms. Cookiehead Jenkins... not Poop McGee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why is this crap so important?

Yea, so I can't find my ID case that has most of my credit cards and stuff like that in it. This sucks... not only that, but if I can't find it, I have to track down what was in there, make sure no on...
Posted by Ms. Cookiehead Jenkins... not Poop McGee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST