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I am looking forward to my life on a new road. I have done enough self destructive behavior in the last couple years for a lifetime and I do not want to travel that path any longer. Persistence and hard work pay off. Those who do not succeed are simply those who give up somewhere along the way. As long as you keep on trying and never lose your persistence, that which you love and long for will never be out of reach of eventaully holding onto. Live in the now: Be optimistic; it's one of the only things that can save your life and make things were striving for. The future will bring promise if you focus on yourself everyday and make yourself a better person. Be smart, have an opinion, put the middle finger up when your right. Learn from your mistakes: the more you have the more well rounded you become. There are no geniuses, just those that fail over and over till eventually winning and succeeding has to happen. Other than these current feelings, I like long walks on the beach, smokin blunts, and retarded children. It all puts a smile on my face. I have a extremely dry sense of humor. If it's too dry, i'll spit on you to make it more wet. I can count to six on one hand. Blue is my favorite color. The arsonist also has oddly shaped feet, I dunno why (Will Ferrel says). I play the guitar like a stoned pimp, and i'm now startin to do production. Yes a white kid from Orting makin beats. And yes when i get rich, YOU can go fuck yourselves...unless your cool (you know who you are, if you don't, well then your obviously not cool). I eat MC's up like a 3 course meal, yup I like food especially chicken. It's good. My brain power is so immense that I can undress you just by looking at you, snapping my fingers, and saying "Boo Yah." That's a trick C Norris taught me. I also like teachin kindergarten kids how to cuss and say words like "shit" and "fuck." It's funny. Don't sneeze on me cause i'll cough on your face really hard. Did I mention i like Strawberry Swisher Sweets with the tangy green filling? Well now i did. i just like to have fun and be happy, just like a mentally disabled child. That's me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake Schrader
Birthday: 4/17/83
Birthplace: O Tizzle in the valley of Mt. Rizzle
Current Location: Orting
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mixture of Jew, Nazi, Arab, German, Ethiopian, and South African
The Shoes You Wore Today: white nike's
Your Weakness: Chuck Norris
Your Fears: Chuck Norris
Your Perfect Pizza: Any kinda Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get better playing music
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM is GAY
Thoughts First Waking Up: I feel great!
Your Best Physical Feature: My moose knuckle
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Getting lugged and forgetting my memory
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither they both suck juevos
Single or Group Dates: Single dates with groups of people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate homie.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: like a little boy
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yea I wanna make sure my butt smells good
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already done did it>
Do you want to get Married: Someday when I'm older

Do you belive in yourself: I do now
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm drunk sometimes I fall down
Do you think you are Attractive: Some people say I bare a striking resemblance to a mixture of Micheal Bolton and a drunken cow
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: I make thunderstorms with superpowers
Do you play an Instrument: Electric Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Come on now... on weekends, I play b ball and sweat alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: N/A
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea I was forced by a bum with a water gun
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate the box not the oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I no Chineese
In the past month have you been on Stage: Preparing for my stage show in where I rock out with my guitar
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ah nah Hell nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: um.... yea a little
Ever been called a Tease: That means i don't put out...that's not true
Ever been Beaten up: By a kindergarten kid yesterday at the bus stop... he whooped my ass pistol whippin me several times
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Suicide Bombing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock Star...or maybe the President
What country would you most like to Visit: The heartland of Somalia
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The members of Tool, Jesus, anyone and everyone who wants to be successful and surround themselves with great people. I'd like to meet Tom Morello too, he's my inspiration, and Dr. Dre, he's another one

My Blog

My Life in the Last Year

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How to make a Jake Schrader Ingredients:3 parts intelligence3 parts courage3 parts beauty Method:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and ...
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