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Fred Garvin

move your whiskey before you start shooting

About Me

Well, as you may know my great great great grandfather invented a little thing called Morse Code. Which makes me a multi-billionaire. I was actually considering buying this website until ol' Rupert Murdoch called me up and begged me for it. He thinks it will help him get chicks. No chance Rupert - your profile sucks. Listen, I could get into this more but I don't have that kind of time. Dot Dot Dot Dash Dot Dash Dot Dot - that means "Later Suckaz"!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ted Knight, Chuck Klosterman, the Entire cast of SNL, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Robert Shaw, Gallagher, Pete Coors, Fastball, Richard Dean Anderson, Stroker Ace, The Entire Cast of Family Matters, Jim O'Connor, Elisha Cuthbert, Fran Drescher, Tori Spelling, Bob Odenkirk, and your best friend so we can talk about you....