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About Me

Heyyyyyyyyyy! I'm Scotty. I am as generic and carbon copy as a teenager comes so I wont fill this with "I like hanging with friends" "music is hip, aye?" or "I love my girlfriend", because that’s pretty much all a given. I'm sarcastic, dry toned, Nihilistic, Pessimistic, unthreatening with a defeatist attitude accompanied by low moral. I lie through my teeth, I don't know what I want, but I want it terribly and I’ll most likely be mean and not realise / notice. I start arguments for the sake of playing the devil's advocate, i consider this one of my more satisfying past time. Consider this a disclaimer.On the less dim, i.e bright side, I can solve a Rubik cube in less then 2ish minutes and...i once had an inate ability to run fast which i threw to the wind when i made the choice to never exercise.With all that said though, I’m a pretty good guy with a somewhat polished wit, uniquely common humour and i admit here the entirity of what was just written was overdramatic and mostly false. I'm an unreliable narrator in all occasions of pen to paper, why should my digitalised life story be any different?My email is: [email protected], feel free to add me if you want to chat, i don't bite. Anymore.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scotty The Ardent
Birthday: 30/08/89
Birthplace: A Hospital That Is Now An Appartment Block
Current Location: Sydney
Eye Color: Blue / Green, It Varies With The Seasons
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Short
Right Handed or Left Handed: South Paw
Your Heritage: English, Irish, Scott(y)ish, Distant Relative Of The Guy Who Invented The Internet
The Shoes You Wore Today: Missmatched Converse (Red/Blue)
Your Weakness: Myself, Kryptonite, Witchcraft, Tigers & Any Combination Of Those
Your Fears: Anything Quicker & More Lethal Then I Am. Also, I'm Afraid Somewhere On The Internet, Theres Pictures Of Me Sleep, Or Worse, Naked.
Your Perfect Pizza: Coinage, Rum, Glowsticks & Staples. No Pinapple, Thats Just Yuck.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get An Decent U.A.I
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I Really Hope That Liquid Is Water"
Your Best Physical Feature: Left Hand, Scar.
Your Bedtime: I Try & Keep It At 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: That One...Ummm, Damn, I Forgot.
Pepsi or Coke: Red Eye.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Because I Trust A Monarch With My Fast Food.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Mango Ice Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffeecino
Do you Smoke: Socielly When Its Free & I'm Exceptionally Drunk.
Do you Swear: No, I Curse.
Do you Sing: Often.
Do you Shower Daily: Without Exception.
Have you Been in Love: Everyone Thinks They Have.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, Sir
Do you want to get Married: I Don't Think I Could Ever Do Marriage.
Do you belive in yourself: Not Really.
Do you get Motion Sickness: At Particularly Quick Speeds Allied With Unbalance, Yes, I Get Motion Sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ah, Maybe A 5/10
Are you a Health Freak: More Of The Latter Then The Former.
Do you get along with your Parents: Perfectly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: When In The Safety Of Cover, Yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: The Theremin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A Tiny Sip.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Don't Think So.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not In The Strickest Of Definitions
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Casually, Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who Eats An Entire Box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not Really.
In the past month have you been on Stage: My Life Is A Stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I Didn't Get The Memo.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: A Frayed Knot.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts, Mainly.
Ever been Drunk: Silly Question.
Ever been called a Tease: Twice.
Ever been Beaten up: Verbally.
Ever Shoplifted: Not Intentionally.
How do you want to Die: Killed In An Ironic Way When Others Hear About It Say "Ha, Typical"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older.
What country would you most like to Visit: Not Interested In Travel.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue / Green / Yellow
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde / Brunette.
Short or Long Hair: Short.
Height: Roughly My Height Or Shorter.
Weight: No Fat Chicks =]
Best Clothing Style: Indie Hipster / Colour Freak.
Number of Drugs I have taken: What Pathetic Person Counts?
Number of CDs I own: A Limited Amount. My Music Is Digital.
Number of Piercings: Nothing Offcial Except The Gaping Cavity In My Heart.
Number of Tattoos: Nothing That Was Applied With Water.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything. I've Never Done Anything Right. Including But Not Limited To, Breathing And Social Interaction
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You scored as Prepy. You Are a preppy

Prepy


75%

Rocker, Mosher


50%

Trendy


45%

Emo


40%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Goth


35%

Skater


20%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
created with QuizFarm.comPreppy..well thats news to me..like totally
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?HAHAHA! 100% chance of cheating..i rock! Sucks to date me i guess.

My Interests

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My Blog

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