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Rylee

About Me

I just graduated mime school and am now a full-time mime. If I break the Mime Code of Silence, I am done for. As in dead. Mimes are violent. The silent parties we have are awkward; I'm still not used to them. I find most people hard to read because I can't find where words are written on them. I think seals are great. One time when I was feeling blue, a seal that I didn't even know, came to my home and cheered me up with his crazy seal antics.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

sales associates

My Blog

I'm an Addict

 Im addicted to soda. No, Im not addicted to caffeine, I am addicted to soda. Its my only vice. I love the sweet, sugary, acidy, carbonated goodness in a can (or bottle). I dont care if its a caf...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:46:00 GMT

Thought Process

Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd! Its frickin freezing out here! No wait, its colder than freezing. Much colder. Gawd damn its cold! Why do people live here?! Why am I here? Why the hell did I c...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:11:00 GMT

Normalness

I just got a voicemail from my step-dad that said, "RYLEE! Remotes do not belong between couch cushions! I was calling to ask you where you put it, but I just found it. Good-night." I never knew the l...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Straight Up Best Video Games

I like video games. I may not like them as much maybe guys do and I'm no gamer, but I enjoy playing them. I've had the opportunity to play on most video game consoles, even the old school stuff like ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:13:00 GMT

I Need What I Want

I love Christmas. I love Christmas music, lights, stories and shopping. I love being with my friends and I even like being with my family during this time of year. Even church is awesome. Me? Religiou...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Vegetables are BAD

Lately, I've learned that a lot of people around me are vegetarians/vegans. I actually just heard tell from a friend, who heard from another friend, who heard from his brother, who heard from his mot...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Flu Shot

I got my flu shot today. Ive never gotten one before, but everybody else was doing it and Im willing to do anything to fit in. Dont even ask if Id jump off a bridge if everybody else was doing it,...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:22:00 GMT

It’s My Life, Not Bon Jovi’s

Dearest Diary, I am writing in you from a cold, foreign land. For some reason I was accepted to play ice hockey and live in this strange place for 6 months even though a) I have very limited experienc...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:42:00 GMT

Toy Story

My friend Ryan once told me that if you ever wanted to sneeze several times in a row, all you had to do is pull on your nose hairs. This isn't the kind of thing you expect someone to tell you, nor do...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:43:00 GMT

My Biggest Problem

I got the worst news of my life today. I was in a building where there were a lot of books, which I later learned was called a library, and someone told me "You're dead." At first, I was excited about...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:32:00 GMT