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About Me

well bullshitting, getting drunk, um sucking my grand pappy's cock, um vampires, medieval sga (oh yeah I was knighted three times as a fake wizard at the local toys r us store) and um did I mention bullshitting, I cant spell shit supposly I say I am from germany well in fact really I lived my entire life in maryland and my folkes are jews. I dj but yet dont know any of the bands that are big in the goth industrial scene. I own a toy camero one day In my dreams I might even get a real one but for now I enjoy my fake one. I can never keep a straight job more then 6 weeks and now I got a job as a fry cook at burger king up in hagerstown ( I went in wearing only a kilt and a genitorturios t shirt cuase I am that lame and was hired right on the spot) but at least its not Mcdonalds lol... I can never keep a relationship going they either dump me or cheat on me( yes I know I can't help it my weiny is really that small, and I am still waiting for my penis pump to come in the mail) I got the band fashion mtv based wardrobe (most are trashy and are hardly washed, something that looks like it came out of a trash can oh wait they did I forgot lol) and all my clothes came from hot topics but thats ok I still think in my mind alone I am cool ( somebody just shoot me I know I am rather pathetic) and does trench mouth mean anything to you? i never brush my teeth so I have it and so will you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who can tolerate me is always good, and beleive my shit. someone with a brain because I obviously don't have one

My Blog

ok my chick dumped me

I guess cuase I am so damn stupid that I came back from florida where i was staying at and just after a few days (if not even that) I slept with another girl, but then ( no wonder know...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:14:00 GMT

is lonely

arggg after my fake ass threats to people ( I will name nameless) no one is talking to me as of late I guess I am not getting hit on. I know I am that shallow but I am a loser I need the attention dam...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:41:00 GMT

ok I so hot doggy mad

People ar live journal have posted stuff about me and it hurt my feelings so I found out called them out and gave them a piece of my mind. I ought to say I should sue the cuase sad truth is most of wh...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:18:00 GMT

sarah question?

are you still annoyed that I called all annoying and whiny? did my voice sound so scratchy that it sounded like it had a cock stuck inside my mouth? well then you are probably right. OK and second yes...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Oct 2004 21:56:00 GMT

this goes out to puter_pixie

hey sweety I know you are getting annoyed with me calling and now basically decided not to even answer the phone. You have to excuss my ignorant mind I can't help it that I am lusting for you my so ca...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Oct 2004 21:01:00 GMT

well wants new now

I got my self a new house, yeah saw it out home depot for 395 but with my fast talking i was able to get to about 390 (wow 5 dollars cheaper , aint I special?). But then again my neighbor chased me of...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Oct 2004 18:01:00 GMT

I got some bad news to some of my imaginary freinds

I almost got arrested by police when I stole some candy from 9 year old boy and his folkes called the cops on me but they took one look at me and thought I wasnt as guilty as I look I think they ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Oct 2004 00:16:00 GMT

i have just made an INCREDIBLE DEAL!!

I have already gotten a contract with the internet that have already installed cameras around my house. and im now trying to get a contract with a local cable station to broadcast it on live TV on my ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 22:51:00 GMT

ok I know people are going to post how retarded I am and need a life

News flash people I already know that i don't have a life what you think I am on here bitching about it. All I can say is that you have negativity I already know I am ignorant don't need to remind me ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 21:26:00 GMT