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About Me

So....Whats up? Im supposed to describe myself here. I hate describing myself because I sound really narcissistic but I'm not narcissistic at all...I'm just that amazing. Haha. Just foolin. Lets see, I'm a Wildlife Biologist by degree and a farmer by profession. I was raised in a small town and love the simple farm life. Hard work and long hours but its honest work. I hate small town drama and keep as far away from it as possible. (Thats why I love living in the country) My hobbies include spending unprecedented amounts of time and money on a car just to spend about 5 minutes destroying it. Demoliton derbys rock! I'm easy goin and I do have a thought about relationships and love that I kinda abide by."Love is like a snowmobile racing across the frozen tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."I...Love the outdoors and spend every second I can there. Enjoy the company of my best friends but enjoy periods of solitude. Dont want to grow up cause i love being a kid. Have traveled from alaska to florida and most states in between and love Kansas the most. Still hang out with two of my best friends from highschool. Have a old chevy truck that i wouldnt trade off for anything. Think fishing is about the most relaxing thing in the world and spend way too much money on it. Have 3 boats worth a combined value of 700 bucks...2 of em work. Have a knack for writing rhyming poetry but have a tough time with writing songs Somehow know most of the lyrics to the little mermaid songs Build derby cars just to smash the heck out of em.. Farm as an occupation but am degreed in Wildlife Biology Only get along with country chicks... Am a fan of talk radio Love Italian food and cook with too much garlic Have never eaten an eggplant nor had any desire to Work my ass off for not enough money but love the work Have had my heart broken and have been kicked when i'm down. Have had cancer and kicked its ass. Have had the same dog for 10 years and shes the best dog ever.. Have 3 bros and 1 sister and im pretty sure theyre all smarter than me. Love chasing tornadoes and getting as ridiculously close as possible Love laying out in the rain during a spring shower... Have never ridden a bull but want to try it once Love cliff jumping and other stupid things of that nature. Have driven 2000 miles on a whim. Would do anything for my most specialerist friends...lol... Tear up at the end of 8 seconds when Tuff rides double for Lane. Dont judge people on account of what others have said. Love our military boys and gals and pray that they're safe. Enjoy sleepin in until 3 in the afternoon occasionally Have a new found affection for Old Charter! Only eat with chopsticks at Chinese restaurants... Love to weld even though its not really a fun job. Love country music and farm life.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, two of my main people that I wanted to meet are already dead. One being Ronald Reagan, and the other being Steve Irwin. That man was simply awesome.

My Blog

Dr Pepper Commercial - I Would Do Anything For Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6SoqMPhDXQ
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:32:00 GMT

Pan's Labyrinth

I dont know how i got sucked into watching this movie but it was so bizzare.  One, its all in subtitles...and two...it was just pretty messed up. A little violent at times....if youve seen it, yo...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:15:00 GMT

BEST POEM EVER

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid.I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you re...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 22:38:00 GMT

i guess im outta here....later yo..

Well I did it.....Finally out of this 20 horse town....I'm graduatin! If any of ya from the Hattan will happen to miss me....I'll be in Beloit...farmin. Its not hard to get ahold of me! I'd like to sa...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:38:00 GMT

REDNECK....

So pretty much i got a new based on real life "You might be a Redneck" line that I actually witnessed today. You might be a redneck if.....You Are Outside Vacuuming your YARD!!! No joke..I was driving...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:06:00 GMT

THE FLU

Man....I dont know what strain of influenza that I happened upon....but I dont wish it onto any of you. This is easily the worst i have felt in YEARS..I had a high fever, headache, and severe dizzines...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:57:00 GMT

You know you're from Kansas when.....

1. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.2. You have never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity; he's your neighbor.)3. You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.4. Yo...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:55:00 GMT

ABRAHAM LINCOLN QUOTE

One of the best Presidents, Abraham Lincoln, once said, and I quote, "Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be ar...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:50:00 GMT

We'll miss you steve...

My hat's off to you my crazy australian friend. You will be greatly missed. At least you went out doing what you love.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT

survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Matthew David Eilert Birthday: April 9, 1984 Birthplace: Adak, AK Current Location: Manhattan, KS Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Brown Height: 6'1" ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 21:47:00 GMT