Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe)

About Me

Yoroshikune! Im Jackie,im a funny,extremely obnoxious person im mean, rude, and im basically an ass.Im also better at doing everything you can.Dont add me cause you think I look cool,cute,or hot.Im not here to make you look good or to add to your collection of lovers/friends,Im a bitch and you wouldnt like me when im angry ive been known to make BOYS CRY at times.I DONT LIKE homophobes dont bother talking to me if you are, I support gay marrige.Im very accepting and I hate conservatives and people who pretend to be someone they're not.I hate two faced people and LIARS they can go fuck themselves.God isnt real and Jesus is a cunt.Im very social im not shy in the least, I love making friends if they meet the requirements stated above lol. I like being around close friends talking about nothing,and everything and eatin' cookies haha. I love make up, hair and fashion in general. Im really into the EGL,EGA,Harajuku/decora fashion its like super kawaii!Im also currently learning Japanese but i am pretty fluent in Spanish,I was born in East L.A what can i say?I also would like to learn Cambodian if Jimmy would teach me jeez,Im a Harry Potter nerd I cant get enough of it*ahem* Anywho if you can make me laugh im yours forever! xP I love to dance and, well, have a good time.I play WOW on my down time and pwn noobs on my days off. I love music its a big part of my life without it id be dead!MY best Friend is Skyler without her im nothing shes my soulmate.Im epileptic, yes, that means i have seizures more than one,so i cant look at strobe lights *sniff* I dont eat meat for my own reasons... because its gross! WOO VEGGIE POWER! (also im in a band called the Crotch Rots-heh SERIOUSLY!) Im pansexual for those of you who dont know what it is well,just ask me ill tell you!I love soymilk and tofu waay too much my favorite color is blue and pink and i love getting things pierced :D I can be very lovable if you let me. Im a great listener so if you ever need me im always here!"Bite the hand that feeds. Tap the vein that bleeds. Down on my vanguard knee. I break the back of love for you I break the back of love for you.Layout made by -HaNnIbAl-proud to be an Animal activist! span.blacktext12 {visibility:visible

My Interests

I dig fashionCong,Mary!

I'd like to meet:

Your mom in bed oh yeah bebbeh! also Maria Bamford,Jack Black,Lewis Black,Lisa Lampanelli,Pablo Francisco,George Lopez, comedians really AFI,Tiger Army,Linkin Park and GACKT!!!

Music:

I LOVE MUSIC! It makes me happy in pants! anything and everything is good 'cept country i fucking hate it.

Movies:

Too many fucking movies LETS SEE:Sweeny Todd,Beetle Juice,Edward Scissorhands, Superbad, THE GOONIES,AMMITYVILLE HORROR,EVIL DEAD 1 2 AND 3,ENCINO MAN,BLOW,CONSTANTINE,CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,SLEEPY HOLLOW,DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN,WHITE NOISE,SAW1 AND 2,REVENGE OF THE NERDS, THE COLOR PURPLE,WHITE CHICKS,SCARY MOVIE1,2,3,DUCE BIGALOW,BIG DADDY,THE ANIMAL,HELL RAISER,BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Television:

Family Guy, Invader Zim,FUSE,WONDER SHOWZEN,ANDY MILONOKIS SHOW, DEGRASSI, O'GRADY AND THATS ABOUT IT Ergo Proxy for Jaleesa!

Books:

Harry Potter yeeeeeeeeaaaaah bitches, JTHM, I Feel Sick, Squee,Fruits Basket,MODEL,Peach Girl.

Heroes:

Cap'n Crunch!!.. My hero is actually Jason Bayless he inspires me to be a better activist I love him seriously i do =o

My Blog

Coin-operated boy i want you

coin-operated boysitting on the shelfhe is just a toybut i turn him onand he comes to lifeautomatic joythat is why i wanta coin-operated boymade of plastic and elastiche is rugged and long-lastingwho ...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:17:00 PST

Boyfriend/Girlfriend application

1. Name?2. Age?3. Height?4. How do you know me?5. Where did we meet?6. Do you work?7. If so, where?8. Eye colours?9. Hair colour?10. Best feature?11. What's your number one passion in life?12. What ty...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST

as the days go by...

I've noticed a change in alot of you. Some good some bad, i've made quite a few friend this year and some i got close to some i figured out who they really were some who were too young to even call a ...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

fuck andrew and jaime!

I cant stand ignorant people they make me sick.but when its one of my friends i have to tell them whats on my mind.I told andrew the truth and it blew up in my face. i do my fucking best to be optomis...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:14:00 PST

SO THE CONCERT WA TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!

WELL THE CONCERT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME I GOT TO SEE SONNY MOORE AND DERECK FROM,FROM FIRST TO LAST! I GOT DERECKS AUTOGRAPH AND SOME GUY FROM HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS BUT I DONT LIKE THEM...SO YA DURING THE CO...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:42:00 PST

I HAVE FLOOR TO FOB! BITCHES

OOOO YEAH I HAVE FLOOR TO FOB AND FFTL I KNOW IM SO AWESOME IM GONNA TAKE SKYLER AND ERIC AND CRYSTAL YAY OH WELL IF YOUR NOT GOING THEN YOU SUCK.....BIG FAT MONKEY BALLS! WUT EVER PPLS I GO...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST

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Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:40:00 PST

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god im soo cold this house has no insolation....im hungry but im too tired to get up i had to go to the dentist today my jaw still hurts all those needles damn! i hate school well i gotta go cause mar...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:54:00 PST

STUFF

MY HEAD ITCHES REAL BAD IM SO BORED IVE HAD SOO MUCH STARBUCKS THIS WEEK ITS SO ADDICTIVE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKERS......SIGH....BURP!!!...
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:38:00 PST

NIPPLES

GODDAMN MY NIPPLE ITCHES!!!
Posted by Lesbian seagull(is gunna meet An Cafe) on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:45:00 PST