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Landon Arkens

About Me

The songs posted are written, performed, and recorded by me. Other examples of my recording can be found on Patchwork 's (key tracks, Spaceships and Interstate) and Blueheels ' websites (key tracks, Small Western Town and Lion and the Lamb).

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/14/2005
Band Website: landonarkens.com
Band Members: Just me. Some of my pictures show me playing in other bands. Those bands have made a glorious comeback from the fate of failure and frustrated fizzling-out.
Influences: I want to start writing songs like Bruce Cockburn and Mississippi John Hurt. I want to coin a genre called "dark lullabies." I want the next generation of emo-lugans to have suckled on my songs from birth. And I want them all to fall with pockets full of posies when they discover that I, their nursery father, was not the tender-hearted, whiney bitch-queen that they’ve all become.

Jeremiah Nelson (Patchwork, guitar/vocals) and Adam Cargin (Airborne Burn Victims, drums/beer) have been incredible musical collaborators. Their influence is undeniable.

And another thing... my Mom wrote a book. I can recognize qualities that I’ve gleaned in the way I write my words from the way she writes her words.
Sounds Like: I ripped off a lick from Sesame Street in "Somebody Else." I borrowed chords from Rick Nelson in "Alone." I learned how to stand on stage from Peter Mulvey. I learned how to sit on stage from Chris Smither.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I believe in love again

I just had an amazing date with a fingernail clipper.My last real relationship with a clipper was about 7 months ago. Sadly, when I moved we became separated and I lost track of it. Now I'm sure it'...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:06:00 GMT

eVampire Attacks!

I made a Facebook account..but that shit's never gonna get updated-imho, myspace wins. hands down.I laugh at myself everytime I say "imho".
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:37:00 GMT

A brief note.

The following is a note left at Legacy Recording Studios from the night shift for the morning shift. All identities have been changed to Sesame Street characters for individuals' privacy.Grover,The A...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 17:39:00 GMT

Mom, if youre reading this..

It's official. I communicate more with my Girlfriend's Mom than I do with any singular member of my own family. But.. said Girlfriend's Mom also happens to send cookies more often than any singular ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:19:00 GMT

btw, I'm a rapper now

because it's easier.
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:00:00 GMT

a success story

How often does it happen that a person sees a bogus charge on their cell phone bill and (for customer quality and training purposes, I'll disguise the company's name) calls Wurlyzan to say, "Hey, Meat...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:16:00 GMT

rolled in seaweed

Leah: This time, we'll make a 'how to' video while we cook. I'll use your camera.Landon: Nah, you should just shoot candid clips.Leah: Ok.Landon: But you're going to have to try to make out with me.L...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:16:00 GMT

back on milk

I bought ctc for the first time in a LOng time.
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:23:00 GMT

lazy sunday

Landon: What they don't point out is that for only $10 more, instead of buying the P90X workout videos, you could get the Ultimate Disco Music Collection from Time Life Music.Brad: Yeah!  So many...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:26:00 GMT

endorphines

Landon: "Is this the OC?"Margaret: "Nooo. This is The Life of Brian."Landon: "Ohh.. So this show is all about THAt guy.. *landon nods at tv screen*(beat)Landon: "When did Cher become a channel 7...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:14:00 GMT