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ehsan

About Me

rock-n-roll is the shamenism of degenerates and idiot-savants. and i am the lord high priestess of babbling insanity. i'll eat your cat, you miscreant hoodlum beauty queen!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone really but creeps and conservatives...there is alot of overlap there.

My Blog

sushi

why are there no sushi delivery places in minneapolis?
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:17:00 GMT

MUSIC BY MUSIC

so me pal mikal and i are dj-ing for a program called music by music on saturday at fhimas. there'll be drink specials and you can listen to some fine fine very fine tunes. anyway, you dogs should com...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:29:00 GMT

the bride of godzilla

it's striking how little i always have to say.  i have spent the week in new york at my cousin's house. this cousin hosted my dad and all his brothers and sisters and all their children and all ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:59:00 GMT

THIEVES

in the morbid sleep of one hundred years and the windows washed in wound stained tears your faerie face against these feral lips upon bed of limbs and a whispered kiss the violet flesh around your eye...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:45:00 GMT

REVOLVER MODELE nov 18th uptown bar

indiesoup presents-Saturday, nov. 18, uptown bar,21+, $5, 9PMrevolver modele,  diealonesaction vs actionsilent yearsthe antiques blogs are the instruments we use to allay boredom, i have found. y...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:48:00 GMT

IDIOT SAVANT

while perilously pondering the nuanced distinction between 70s-80s slasher films and soft-core pornography, it struck me that human knowledge is a colosseum converted into tenament flats. [first of a...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:52:00 GMT

PARTIAL MONSTERISM

if frankenstein and a vampire mated, how do they produce a wolfman? this is one of the most baffling enigmas of hybridology. so, sitting here at this moniter...employed but idle, i sip my coffee and ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:16:00 GMT

just because you can write doesn't mean you can think

i read this in the strib today:   SADDAM'S ABUSES Absent outrage The other night I watched a documentary on the "human-rights" violations that Saddam Hussein committed against his countrymen an...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:48:00 GMT

i'm really not this misanthropic...really!

my occiputal bone is fused to the head by copper hinges so i can remove the various detritus that is my brain with little trouble. today, i feel more protoplasm than human or even animal. i suspect or...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:47:00 GMT

my finger tells me i'm virile

on a program on pbs last night, i learned that the amount of testosterone one is exposed to in the amniotic sac during gestation is indicated by how much longer one's ring finger is than&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:37:00 GMT