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cupcake

Pickle you, Cumquat!!

About Me

according to my mother, i am the cat who ate the canary.

i'm neutral... like switzerland.

i nurse my beer like i nurse my women.

"oh humans are creatures who feed on their own desires.
so, what happenes to those who have none?"
-enjh

"next thing I know, you're gonna have me on the ground with my shirt off, and I'm gonna be fighting you off."
-amf

"so you've just had a lot of sex with gay men - that's how you knew?"
-lmf

"i don't have a sword, but i will find one, and i will cut you!"
-gea

"we will do shit that you just can't talk about in public!"
-amf

"what kind of back alley, coat hanger operation is this?!"
-cmb

"not all 'head' is 'good head'... i'll pour my own beer, thanks."
-amb & lmf

My Interests



writing curse words in cursive; waking up early and making eggs... [i can make eggs now!!...scrambled, sunny-side-up, and over-easy]; painting; manicures/pedicures [don't] always make me feel better; ...as well as traveling; and [although I'm no good] I quite enjoy playing pool.

best thing in the world: dancing

PostSecret

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Amy Winehouse, Ani Difranco, April March, Arcade Fire, Autolux, The Beatles, Beck, Bob Dylan, The Cars, Cat Power, Cat Stevens, The Clash, Clinic, Coldplay, The Cure, Delta 5, The Doves, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Devo, Elton John, The Faint, Fiest, Fisherspooner, The Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, The Futureheads, The Get Up Kids, Goldfrapp, The Hives, Iggy Pop, Imperial Teen, Impossible Shapes, Interpol, Jens Lekman, Jet, The Killers, Ladytron, Le Tigre, The Liars, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Moby, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Neal Diamond, Nellie Makay, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nina Simone, Nouvelle Vauge, Of Montreal, OKGO, Peaches, Phoenix, PJ Harvey, Paul Simon, Prince, The Postal Service, Rachael Yamamgata, Radiohead, The Ramones, Rufus Wainwright, The Rondelles, Rythem Bandits, The Smiths, The Stills, The Strokes, Sun Kil Moon, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, The Unicorns, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Wilco, William Shatner, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

there will be more added later...

Movies:

amelie, banlieue 13 [district b13], billy's hollywood screen kiss, the big labowski, the birdcage, bound, cecil b. demented, clerks II, cry baby, donnie darko, the edge of seventeen, ginger snaps, harold & maude, hedwig and the angry inch, imagine me & you, the labyrinth, leon: the profesional, my father the hero, office space, pan's labyrinth, philadelphia, pulp fiction, rocky horror picture show, secretary, sleeping beauty, wasabi, withnail & i..

Television:

dexter, house, law & order: svu, queer as folk, the l word, will & grace... basically anything gay, or with dead people.

Books:

literature.

Heroes:

anyone who can make me laugh uncontrollably...

My Blog

dining in.

you say that i'm goodreassuring that you're not sweet,but how can i compare-when i haven't been allowed to eat?before, i had no cravings-feeling satiated by just engaging.with you, my hunger has grown...
Posted by cupcake on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

a dream come true...

well, at least it's come true for someone...now all of you naysayers have to shut your traps!!my dreams are not too far-fetched!!...
Posted by cupcake on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

lauberge du awesome.

so, we're finally back from my amazingly short trip!sunday:my gambling partner, autumn, and i arrived at l'auberge sunday evening to meet-up with her fam and do a little gambling. we drop all of our c...
Posted by cupcake on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:11:00 PST

im lame AND im a copy-cat.

How well do you know me? :]My name:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:What do I drink:What was your first impressio...
Posted by cupcake on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

So, it's my birthday!

I can [legally] buy alcohol and sell porn!At midnight last night I, with my partner Caitlin in tow, started [my many years of drinking] off with a Jaeger Bomb.  It was duely folowed by a multitud...
Posted by cupcake on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:29:00 PST

Approximately 36 Hours ago...

I was oh-so fortunate enough to star in my first major car accident. I was taking my little brother to school.Harm to car:  My car is probably totalled, which SUCKS.  If it is, I'll most-lik...
Posted by cupcake on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

'Tis the season...

...to bitch about the weather.So it's been a few weeks that we've had had this little issue, but it's become my number one complaint in the past 24 hours.Our heater is out. The joints in my hands are ...
Posted by cupcake on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

So my paternity results came in...

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Posted by cupcake on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

So I think of you.

Although I may miss the whole of europe, I miss Paris most of all.  There is something so beautiful about it that can't be seen, particularly at dawn.I think I'd like to listen to more french mus...
Posted by cupcake on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

Number 6.

"I don't remember why I had Steve put you on notice, but I had a good reason at the time."thank you mr. robin.
Posted by cupcake on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST