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Kalamakuaikalani

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About Me

Where do I start ?? Should I lie ?? Whose gonna know untill it's too late...Politicians do it, so it must be OK.... Do I fudge on the facts about my state of mind ? The government does it, so it must be OK.......Hmmmm..... Tell ya what, I'll be different as usual. I'll tell the truth..... Kinda of a funny guy, I guess. Uh,...Long hair & beard & not really sure on whether I'm fat, squat, wide, broad, or just plain friiggin big. I've been told over & over, you don't look 270 lbs.. So, I'll let you decide.....Native Hawaiian & proud of it. Very Anti-American government. Sometimes a space cowboy & other times a gangster of love. I've been told that I do a most killer massage, Ahem, uh....I don't mean to brag, but uh, yeah, it's true, I do. Not smart enuff yet to do all this html/dhtml crap, so ya gotta get in touch with me thru this site or If i like ya good enough & you're not into sending spam, I'll give ya my e-mail address
You scored as Pothead. Your're not really a hippie... you just like your ganja. And that's fine - as long as you don't get in legal trouble too many times.

One Intelectual Individual


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Pothead


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Original Hippie


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New Age Hippie


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Earth-Child


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Not a Hippie


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My Interests

Thinking of joining the National Guard & travellin' to exotic, distant lands, meeting exciting & unusual people and killing them......Nah, jus' joking. It's an actual bumper sticker on my car. BIG Natural Breasts, Did all my partying years ago. Kinda quit drinkin when I would wake up & find myself driving 90mph down the Hwy ASLEEP. BIG Natural Breasts, If the occaision is right I emerge from my shell. I love doing research work on any subject pertaining to Hawai'i. Hawaiian food, Hawaiian culture, Kanaka Maoli. Reading, Consuming fairly large amounts of paka'lolo ( for scientific research only), BIG Natural Breasts, working on my Hawaiian History calendar, going to parties & watching all the W.P.O.D.S. ( white punks on dope ) of this generation. BIG Natural Breasts, animals, old cars, love looking for old memorabilla.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE OF THE PAST: Kamehameha The Great, Mother Teresa, High Chiefess Liliuokalani, JFK, RFK, MLK, The 1st person to set foot upon the shores of Hawai'i, Any one of my revered ancestors from the 13th, 14th, & 15th century. John Lennon, Na-maka-o-Kaha`i, a goddess of the sea & of water, who is also an elder sister of Pele. Carlos Ponzi, Any group of present-day Menehunes. Kamakanui‘aha‘ilono, who was the original Kahuna of Medicine in ancient Hawai'i.......................PEOPLE OF NOW/THE FUTURE: BABES, BABES & MORE BABES....but not jus' any old Babes. Babes with BIG Natural Breasts & I want some stimulating conversation, & maybe a hug or two, a non-committment until a committment is worked out (does dat make any friggin' sense), someone that can pull there own weight, someone with humor, Non religious nut-cases, someone that knows when to tell me to shut-up..... Any member of PINK FLOYD, but mainly David Gilmour, Roger Waters & maybe Syd Barrett ..... if he had some good LSD ....

Music:

Brudda IZ, Ledward Kaapana, Pink Floyd, N.W.A., Led Zeppelin, The Band, Violent Femmes, Social Distortion, Savoy Brown, The Pachelbel Canon, Deva Premal, The Specials, Aretha, Hendrix, Bu La‘ia, Leonard Cohen, Roy Orbison, Traffic, Ice-T, Spirit, Curtis Mayfield, Robin Trower, Rainbow, Clapton, T.Rex, Hevia, Temptations, Bloodrock, Santana, Stevie Wonder, Bond, Jethro Tull, Blue Cheer, Patsy Cline, Al Green, and a whole lotta other stuff...... kinda like my personality, you just never know whats going to play, ya just know its a nice song......

Movies:

best of all time: TO LIVE...& then there's the rest.....Good Fellas, Caddyshack, The Last Emperor, Zabriske Point, The Town That Dreaded Sundown ( hey, don‘t laugh, its really good ), Shogun, Raise The Red Lantern, The Story of Qiu-Ju, Farewell My Concubine, Duel ( Speilbergs 1st movie ), and mostly foreign films that do not need endless explosions to make a point. How many frigging car chases can you have. When Hollywood starts coming up with ORIGINAL GOOD movies, then i try to catch them. Farenheit 911 was an excellent example of how to make a good, informative & fairly cheap movie with a MESSAGE.....

Television:

Sportscenter, Law & Order, & the SVU episodes, although sometimes it can get a little too heavy/squemish....Bill Maher ( religiously ), HBO Boxing, Boxing after dark & HBO Specials, All day on Sundays watching football, PTI, Around The Horn. I pretty much stay away from the networks (nitwits) because the last time any of those talking heads had a original thought was when they were sitting on a toilet.

Books:

Outlaws in Babylon, Hawaiian-English Dictionary, Native Land & Foreign Desires, Legends & Myths of Hawai‘i, News From Moloka‘i, The Eddie Aikau Story, From a Native Daughter, Nahi‘ena‘ena, Shoals Of Time, The 3 Vol. set of The Hawaiian Kingdom, Ruling Chiefs of Hawai‘i, Panama Red, FOUL ! The Connie Hawkins Story, Malcolm X, Shogun....

Heroes:

At the very top of the list are two of my Greatest Heroes of all: The Great High Chief Kekuaokalani & his wife Manono, who along with others, died in the Battle of Kapu in December of 1819. The last defenders of the old Hawaiian religion, High Chief Kekuaokalani was given the care of Kukailimoku, the personal war god of Kamehameha The Great. High Chiefess Liliuokalani, the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian Nation. Kamehameha The Great who finally united all the peoples of the islands of Hawai‘i, & under his rule, the people of Hawai‘i prospered. The Great Eddie Aikau John Lennon, who was not only THE voice of The Beatles, but the voice of my generation. Malcolm X, the voice of Black America, JFK & his brother RFK, 2 great humans. Mother Teresa, who walked what she talked, & the great Martin Luther King. To all the Hawaiian activists, I salute you & look up to all of you as the true Kanaka Maoli. Fighting America for our homeland will & should never end, no matter how many crumbs get thrown our way.

My Blog

Life On The Streets As A Bum, Partying The 70's Away ... Part 1

One day, in the mid 70's, after a court date prevented me from joining my friends in an early morning ritual of opening Sam's bar, across from City College, I strolled in...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST

I wanna .....

Can I lay down next to you tonite & look into your eyes & tell you how much I love you ..... pretty please. I promise to keep your orgasms down to three ...... Now, why ...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:31:00 PST

The Stupid Adventures Of A Small-Time, Penny-Ante Pot Smuggler

Said yesterday I would remember about my penny-ante days runniin' pakalolo across the U.S./Mexico border, then tonight I go see this movie Lord Of War & what?s it about ......
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST

Drifting Off, Remembering .... Back in the day of ........

Man, the good drugs we used to be able to get back in the day was unbelievable, just fucking incredible shit, ya know. Acid, LSD, MDA, Belladonna, Liberty Caps & Amanitas...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

The Insaness Of It All

Un-Fucking-Believable! What a week this has been. A lot of Ups & one or two downs. I see one of my Heroes on this site & actually get to be on his list of friends. I ...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

Yeah Right ....

Now, I get TWO famous blonde beautiful women on my list ..... Either one very funny joke or FINALLy my ship has come in .... Yeah right .... Feast or Famine !!!! I still nev...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:50:00 PST

this is one weird web-site

I get funny kine e-mails from beautiful women who say they like be with me.... I think some friends pull very funny jokes .... First I get one nutcase from kokomo, Ind. who...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST

Living In A Sovereign Land .....

OK, Here's da scoop ..... First to all my friends along Hwy 1, from Malpaso Creek to Ragged Point ..... I say to all of you, A-L-O-H-A from Kaneohe, O'ahu .... Land of Wate...
Posted by Kalamakuaikalani on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:01:00 PST