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The Naked Show!

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About Me

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I started life as but a homeless pauper, moving from street to street as I pleased European businessmen in order to make ends meet. From there, I found that I had a knack for interpretive dance and soon toured the world under the stage name of "The Amazing Bagitini". Then I got fired for stuffing live otters down my pants. A simple mistake.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A transexual Norwegian midget who speaks only in pig latin. I dont know though, he might sell me SHORT. GET IT!? SHORT!? MIDGET!? OmGloll111!1!!!1! Too funny! Too funny!Oh and I'd like to meet anyone who nailed Paris Hilton, just so I could ask them if when they pulled out, it made a "Opening Tupperware Container" suction noise. Just kinda curious about that one.

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