Things I have been paid to do: cut grass, park cars, drive trucks, designed logo's, sell cages, cook bratwurst, frame pictures, clean gutters, rake leaves, tear out carpet, deliver party's, sleep on couches, use walkie talkies, ride golf carts, listen to howard stern, taste potato chips, dig thru trash, tell the truth, vacuum, lift things, roll circles, ask questions, paint murals, donating plasma, peddle ice-cream, mop floors, demolition, building walls, cut down trees, throwing ropes, washing dishes, moving comic books, cleaning house, watching kids, walking dogs, riding bikes, dress up, standing around, sweating, jumping, hollering, swimming, talking, stocking, juggling, unicycling, matching, being on time, staying up all night, recycling, operating machinery, bell hopping, cart pushing, bag lugging, changing a tire, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, cutting mats, reading slips, spreading mulch, bagging tablecloths, running chainsaws, driving a tractor, wearing boots, making notes, listening to italian, watching tv, listening to radio, laying tile, loading trucks, moving drywall, cleaning silver, digging holes, hammering wood, problem solving, making soup, handing out fliers, drawing, teaching, learning, taking tests, writing reports, making calls, watering flowers, opening gates, waiting for people, building tables, painting walls, nailing, crawling, running cables, fixing locks, fixing lamps, using copy machines, filing papers, losing keys, setting toilets, knocking on doors, quacking at vehicles, dressing like a monkey, holding signs, directing traffic, waiting tables, training people, rolling cabinets, scraping walls, climbing trees, bbq, and more.....
