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The Mighty Xooberon (BOLD AS LOVE)

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About Me

  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, I'M A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE.. Well not quite, but I envisage I would doubtless improve on the latter with more of the former in my hands and pockets. Wouldn't we all? Well, not in Anna Nicole Smith's case no. My name is Darren and that is what I am, a Darren. I currently work when you put 50 pence pieces and bits of twig up my arse.. I am a civil slave by trade, trapped temporarily within the confines of a human coil and a city centre office.I love to draw, mostly on other people's time. Try it and see how hard it is to actually make a mark, with biro or pencil, on other people's time. It took me ages to suss out how.SOME THINGS I REALLY LIKE:Flippancy & Fun, I try to achieve both harmoniously, wherever and whenever I can. Except for at funerals. I likes Comedy, in fact, I effing likes Comedy! New, mid-age and some old comedy, stuff like tossing rotten turnips and frozen legs of lamb at 'socially retarded' people, the upper classes and such, and illiterates, I go on some quite amazing rambles, right across other peoples mind hedges, negotiating train tracks, lost clothing and paddling pools left out in gardens by accident and I try to leave as much of a mess as is possible. You'd do it to me, so quit moaning. I've got a whole catalogue of funny looks and other classified stuff I could show you, if only you were able to peer down my ear, (while holding a torch to it at the same time)...
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, there's you to start with! We could do lunch, do-wop, do a little shitty in an envelope even? There's loads of stuff-age we could be-a-do-age-ing, but what I'd really like, would be for us to go on a deeply moving, spiritual journey. Yes, whizzing back through the lost windows and envelopes of time and space, until we find ourselves circa 1998, sat .. at the Hen & Chicken / Oranje Boom, about to view the very first duo-tonic performance of Messr's Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding, AKA The Mighty Boosh! I care not, when admitting how much I envy those lucky souls fortunate enough to have been there from day one, such is my affinity for the Boosh.Russell Brand, he's a top geezer! Bright as a button with more tales than what would make a young lad about town a very happy chappy! I do love him, but only in a macho-brother-dorm-dweller-co-habitant' kinda way, of course. Okay? You know? Good!You see, I trapped him unawares in my male mammalian satchel and we set off like a box of rather cheap and tremendously dangerous rockets, roasting away their existence amidst the winds of a red Taiwanese sky. Yes, off went we on a wee excursion, searching in vain for the fabled Camdenians and meeting some other nice folk along route.T'was a triffic tour-de-farce around the mazy, sometimes underground labyrinth of the 1st City of the Nation formerly known as 'The Albion'. I joined in, Brandy whacked me, I got whacked, we whacked a few people, had some food, his balls fell in a postman's pocket, we partook in an occasional natter and we arrived at a place, a very big place that was so small it could stifle the aspirations of a gnat. But enough of that 'cos I would much rather prefer it if you read 'Russell Brand & The Mighty Xooberon's Excellent Adventure' instead.You might like it, there's a really sad bit in it where Russell walks past a pint glass, that's surely worth a read if you've got eyes.I'd really, EVER-SO-FUC*ING-REALLY! love to meet somebody about to pop their clogs, with a million quid in a bag! And I've already done the rationalising on this one pal, SO JOG ON!

My Blog

Jimi Hendrix-Foxy Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXtFComxDlk
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:41:00 GMT

Russell Howard  King of the Pleasance!

Russell Howard is a seriously funny guy. 'Seriously funny?' you may be asking, so I shall repeat, seriously funny. I first became aware of the clown prince of comedy on Paramount's Edinburgh & Bey...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:17:00 GMT

Did it ever happen? (moved from my profile)

Come! we have little time and the next leg of this chapter takes us on a leisurely jaunt, skipping and slipping into the cosmos, then possibly through an asda car-park, lunching with all manner of spi...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:45:00 GMT

Electro Bootleggers - a tale of what might have been? Part 2!

Moving on up   Rusty took Amsu-Cha home once she had been discharged from Hospital and she had a lot of explaining to do to her two kids who knew nothing of the pair's ordeal, or the reason why t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:07:00 GMT

Electro Bootleggers - a tale of what might have been?.. Part 1!

Hi viewer! To coincide with the release of series 2 of the Mighty Boosh on the telly, the gloriously lying fucks of the BBC ran an internet competition entitled, 'Invent a Boosh Baddy'. The reas...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:43:00 GMT

A Booshy Bite (An Old Gregg Tail)

Old Gregg was having a right old time of it. He had been cooking Sea Banana Pie for nigh on the whole morning while at the same time, clocking the latest version of Grand Theft Auto - Atlantis Autobah...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 21:29:00 GMT

Russell Brand and The Mighty Xooberon's excellent Adventure! (we kid you not)

OUR ADVENTURE BEGINS! Now then! Come closer guys, come on, stick your hand on me crotch, or somewhere just as comfortable, it's okay. Just tuck in and get settled, 'cos tonight, I'm taking you on...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:48:00 GMT

My Mate..

..BEN WOODS,  IS ALL FUCKIN DAY! YEAH! EVERYBODY NEEDS A BEN WOODS.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:31:00 GMT

The Paris Hilton Poem of Unrequieted Male Angst & Arduour

Paris Hilton lips laid with StiltonNone but u can stop my stem from Wiltin'The very thought of 1 so muckyMakes a pirate feel much more than luckyLucky lucky, flick-chick, ur cluckyHonk my horn - but n...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:01:00 GMT

Abi Dazzler - A Poem dedicated to Abi from the Zutons

Abi, let us practise makin' BabbyDave McCabe says he loves a dead cabbieI'll bring you tons of precious metals homeAnd we'll make a Platinum SaxophoneYou blow my horn, I'll lick your cornsYou'll need ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:53:00 GMT