Costa Rica ----> CR is Spanish for rich coast, and its name says i all! rich for its nature, beaches, mountains, rainforest and people... CR is a surfing, hiking, mountain biking, bird watching, diving, fishing, windsurfing and kiteboarding paradise. The "Pura Vida" attitude literally meaning "Pure Life" sums up the "Tico" way; peaceful and laid back, always enjoying life's every moment. So if you want to experience the simple and joyful life with a touch of adventure, CR is the place to go....
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WARNING:GOOD WOMEN of the world BEWARE GOOD MEN r an ENDANGERED SPECIES so keep ur eyes open but u gotta meet some FROGS to meet ur PRINCE so good luck to u all.
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"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of. "
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Assert your right to make mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, fuck em!!
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Almost 8 million dogs and cats are turned in to U.S. shelters every year.. Please do your part ---- ALWAYS SPAY OR NEUTER... and never buy an animal -- ALWAYS ADOPT...
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A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SHARING A BOTTLE OF WINE. When the husband says, "I bet you can tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time" The wife thinks for a few moments, then says... "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."
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Snack attack: An elderly man lying on his death bed catches a whiff of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. he gathers up all hes strength and hobbles downstairs to the kitchen. Just as he's reaching for a plate of cookies, his wife suddenly whacks him on the hand with a wooden spoon. " Stay out of those" she yells. "they are for the funeral."
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A doctors has sex with one of his patients and feels extremely guilty about it. The next day he hears voices in his head. One says. "it's OK, a lot of doctors do it."
A second voice says, "You sick fuck, you're a vet!"
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A man is sitting on a mens room toilet when the guy in the stall next to hi says, "Hi," "Um, hi," the first man answer. "What's going on?" "Im traveling," the first guy says hesitantle. "Mind if I stop over?" "What.. Why the hell would you want to do that?" "Hey, I will call you back," says the second guy. "The weirdo in the other stall keeps talking to me..
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When ARMAGEDDON comes, good Christians will be yoinked to heaven before Jesus blows up the planet.. If you're one of them, you can pay me $40 to send a goodbye e-mail to your heathen friends when you desappear..
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VooDoo Experience.. this is the country's most fun filled musicfest, mainly because it happens in the delightfully decadent city of New Orleans..
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Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right, and forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason.
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I know this guy on my block.. Everytime I see him he ask me to get high.. And every time I tell him that I'M NOT INTO THAT.. He say everyone its doing it.. If that's true, then why can't he find someone else to do it with?? :-) ((Haha!! Fucked.. SMOKE IF YOU LIKE...))
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It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.
A wolf passes by.
Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear.???
A vixen passes by.
Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear.???
The bear passes by.
Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
I am sharpening this stick and bullshiting.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says:
I can not proceed in this manner.
And she suicides. After another month, the sailors say:
We can not proceed in this manner.
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
We can not proceed in this manner.
And they dig up the woman.
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A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.
What are you doing?
I'm masturbating.
Masturbating with a hammer!?
Are you enjoying it at all?
Yes, each time I miss it.
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In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin:
"ME, TOO".
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A MAN WALKS into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He orders the nurse to open the vault. "But sir! She says. It's a sperm bank! "Open it now!" he demands. She opens the vault, and it's full of test tube samples. Drink it, orders the guy. " But it's sperm! she pleads. "Do it!!" So the nurse downs a sample. "Take that one there and drink it, too. "He continues.. The nurse does as she's told. FINALLY, after four samples the man takes off his mask. ***It's her husband. "You see! He says. "Was it really that bad?"
