Hello.
Friendly. Angry. Fun Lovin' Criminal. Bass player. X-Box enthusiast. Dreamer. Slacker. In love. Laughable facial hair. Occasional genius. Delusions of grandeur. Groove junkie. Sylvester Stalloner. Zombie Hunter. Chunky on the outside. Smooth on the inside. Blind. Cult movie collector. Uncultured swine. Actor. Part time rapper. Air guitarist. Moaner. Buzzed on energy drinks. Hypocritical. Shy. Maniacal. Nuclear sneezer. Rock & Roller. Movie trivia legend. Phantom farter. Mohawk'd. Arnie fan. Comedian. Mind expander. Clit commander. FKN AWESOME.
Everyone calls me Chrispy. Even people's mums.
