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Kyle

We don't think we think so, we know.

About Me

I don't want a president who will cry under pressure.

My Interests

Movies, Music, Art, Food, Design, & probably other things too

I'd like to meet:

Speak

Music:

The Acorn, A.C. Newman, Battles, Girl Talk, Justice, Clipse, Pinback, Band of Horses, Maritime, TV On the Radio, Sunset Rubdown, J Dilla, Modest Mouse, Iron & Wine, Holopaw, Califone, Wolf Parade, Ugly Casanova, New Ruins, Midlake, Ratatat, Fugazi, Braid, Castor, Cinemechanica, Rob Crow, The Ladies, Other Men, Tapes N Tapes, Deerhoof, Deftones, Engine Down, Helmet, Houseboy, I Spy, Propagandhi, The Knife, Menomena, Jay-Z, Meth & Red, Rustweiler, Silversun Pickups, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Mars Volta, My Morning Jacket, Rumbleseat, Built to Spill, Shipping News, June of 44, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Triple Threat, Clipse, The Neptunes, Mice Parade, xDisciplex A.D., Slint, Mogwai, The Pixies, Ruff Boss, Kentucky Fried Golf, Despair, Terror, Buried Alive, Harvest, Anam Cara

Movies:

Fellini's 8 1/2, La Dolce Vita, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Amalie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ichi the Killer, Dead or Alive Trilogy, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Persona, Dead Ringers, Dead Man, Your Friends & Neighbors, In the Company of Men, American Movie, Chopper, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, 2046, The Chunking Express, Fallen Angels, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, The Seventh Seal, Aguirre: Wrath of God, Down By Law, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, American Psycho, The Wages of Fear, Annie Hall, Sleeper, Bananas, A Woman in the Dunes, Kwaiden, Double Suicide, Onibaba, 28 Days Later, L'Age D'Or, Un Chien Andalou, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Basquiat, The Thing, Battle Royale, Martin, Children of Paradise, Natural Born Killers, Man Bites Dog, Bottle Rocket, Wet Hot American Summer, Audition, City of Lost Children, The Satan Killer

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Simpsons, Upright Citizens Brigade, Dexter, City of Men, The Bronx Is Burning, Extras, Trailer Park Boys, Futurama, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivale, Deadwood, Rome, Da Ali G Show, Stella, Mst3k,Chapelle's Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Twin Peaks, Sifl & Olly, South Park, Seinfeld, The Office (Both), Sealab 2021 The Critic, Mr. Show, Reno 911, Strangers with Candy, Entourage, OZ, Freaks & Geeks, Degrassi Jr. High, Antiques Roadshow, Iron Chef

Books:

Books are for people who can read.

Heroes:

Bobby Brown, Girl Talk, Shitty Bill, Jimmy the Scumbag, Curry, Giada Delaurentis, Robert Irvine

My Blog

My friend Alex getting tasered...

So, my friend / co-worker Alex in a round about, work related way, requested to be TASER'd by the Flora police. I was there and it was pretty damn cool. Check the shit out..."Don't tase me bro!"http:/...
Posted by Kyle on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:29:00 PST

You know what’s awesome?

Having herpes. It has to be, right? All these commercials for Valtrex and whatnot, and the guy says something like "That's why I take Valtrex once a day, so I don't pass it on to her." And she is smil...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Just a follow-up to my opinions

....Steven Colbert is still the funniest man alive....& The Colbert Report is the best show on tv. Close seconds: South Park, The Office, Iron Chef America, & the first Simpsons of the season ...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:46:00 PST

Things you run across on Soulsek...

When downloading music, most of the time, for me at least, you find people with close to the same taste in music. I usually think "I might get along with this person, who knows, whatever." But every o...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST

On My "To Watch Again List" RIGHT NOW

Patton at 171 min.The Deer Hunter at 183 min.City of God at 130 min.The Satan Killer at Aprox. 90 min.
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

My opinions are my favorite opinions

I haven't been able to think of anything recently that I really want to write about. So, I am just going to list my opinions of right now until I get bored...........Steven Colbert is the funniest man...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST

To all of my friends.....

To all my friends on Myspace I'd like to say, start planning major road trips to Flora. I just got a job there and will probably be moving there soon. So, everyone has to come and hang out. I'm lookin...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

"Tinker to Evers to Chance"

"Tinker to Evers to Chance" may very well be my favorite phrase ever written or spoken by man. From 1902 to 1916, the Chicago Cubs had one of the most amazing defensive infields in the history of base...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

WOW!!! 20 FRIENDS!!!

I actually can't believe the Top Friends thing worked, but it did! Now I can have 20 people on my page! I can show the whole world how popular I am. That's right. Oh, how many top friends do you have?...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST

10 hilarious movies you may not think are funny

So this is just a list of movies that I find extremely funny. They are in no particular order. You will either watch them and be freaked out, or you will laugh you ass off. I guess I've kind of got a ...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:36:00 PST