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Jagshemash

About Me

I am Hal.
Im from suh fuck.
I seem to have got myself a rather beautious girlfriend, The emmy....not quite sure how i managed that one.
I have stupidly small ears and stupidly large hands, so called 'Batton fingered cock juggler shrek boy' (or things to the affect of) sometimes, and most frequently coutesy of gibbon I'm the drummer for me band that has NO NAME.
Erm some more about me....dunno, ask me... I like midnight philisophical chats whilst walking back from parties quite pissed. Chats about the life teh universe and everything, also about the optimum consistencey of the chocolate ontop of chocolate digestives, i've found that it varies. I like being with a really rather ace bunch of so called 'homies' listening to some indie pop, a bit of jazz or B-bop. I LIED about B-bop. I like being able to spell properly, unfortunately, thsi like of mine is very rarely forfilled.
I LOATHE: chavs, wine, or anything similar, the french, aesthetic whores, or attention whores as Sparkles likes to call them. people absoloutely up their own asses. egotestical gays and goths, the epicentre of all things pesemistic and negative, neatly rapped up in various indivuduals, created to sporn hate and severe strepsil craving music. . . . . . the list goes on, it seems being synical is far easier than being nice.
I LOVES: MUSIC, EATING, playing my Margery, films, all my 'Homies', drumming, drinking, partaying, really epic Halo sesh's with vast amounts of beer, making love and music, usually at the same time. Watching chavs as they slowly fuck up there lives until penultimately they amount to nothing. I could go on and on, there are many things to be happy about....

A prize shall be rewarded to whoever can find the moomin on my myspaz profile.

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My Interests

MUSIC, roiding my bicycle, more falling off than riding, playing drums, getting drunk, playing bass (attempting to) singing queen hits very loudly in a drunkerd fashion whilst running down the darkened high streets of Woodbridge, erm and the obvious teenage activities...

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl, I have stood before the afore mentioned legend, but i am yet to talk to the cheeky bitch.

Bob Marley,

Otis Redding

Douglas Adams,

Music:

Literally anything really, within reason, like NOT will young, due to the fact that he's a dolphin faced frube.
Seriously though, i spose at heart i'm an indie flid....I am into...
.....Maximo park, Foo fighters, Block Party, REAL RnB, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett and the like..... Kasabian, Coldplay, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Rakes, Nirvana, Arctic Monkeys, the libertines, the clash, The kinks, Queen (in small drunk doses), The Bravery, Beastie Boys, old skool hip hoppy stuff, Fat Boy Slim, The Hives, Stereophonics, Interpol, Muse, Blink 182, The White Stripes, James Blunt, u get the general idea.....

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, War Of The Worlds, King Kong, Napoleon Dynamite! Kung Pow (Thats alota nuts! jackybaby XD)

Television:

LOST...Lost...Double Lost....Triple Lost squared....and a bit more Lost.
THE MIGHTY BOOSH

Scrubs,
The Simpsons,
Futurama,
Family guy,
American dad,

Books:

Hitch Hikers Guid To The Galaxy series, comedy writting at its best. also my favourite book as its the only one i have ever read..... although kellogs write some pretty fucking great stuff on them ole packets.

Heroes:


R.I.P. Stevey, you absoloute chap.

My Blog

Those bloody gothic goons of burden...and herpies crocadiles.

an argument of stereotypical faith occured on msn against one of the more disliked members of society. . .evil goths! . . . . an innocent catch up on the latest number of new gashes in the arm, a...
Posted by | | Hal | | on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST