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ABOUT ME.
-The name is Leigh, but you can call me Shady Lurker or The Fat and the Furious.
-I am a HUMUNGOUS (literally !) HIM fan. 17 shirts to be exact.
-I like to listen to hard metal, but after that long night of "rockin out" I tend to have the urge to listen to classical (ie Mozart or some shit).
-The "f" word (fuck...what?) is my favorite.
-I can't go a day without saying "your mom".
-My best friend is demented "loyal" who thinks that Hungarian Goulash is Criss Angel. Where's my boat ?
-I think I'm gonna be a helium addict when I grow up.
-New York is my favorite place in the universe.
-I now live by the Russian Banya (sauna)...that's where my homies are. Ruski ?
*OK. I wanted to dedicate a paragraph to my all time hero, Bam Margera. Now you might ask "why the hell is this high school dropout, annoying asshole, disgusting scum bag your hero?". He's my hero because he's the most hard working lollygagger that I know.First off, he's a professional skater. He also directs and stars in hilarious movies that never get boring like CKY and Haggard. And he stars in great shows like Jackass, as well as the movies, Viva La Bam and Unholy Union. The dude promotes the hell out of great music, such as HIM, the most well known Finnish rock band on the planet. He owns a somewhat new record label called Filthy Note. He also directs and stars in great music videos. Plus he has his own band called Gnarkill, which makes me almost pee myself like a little girl everytime I listen to them. And for the finale, his favorite animal is The Purple Unicorn. And if you didn't know, The Purple Unicorn CANNOT top anything. And for some odd reason, I have the same taste in everything with him. Colors, decore, cars, music, clothes, houses hot spots of the world, sayings. It doesn't end there. Alot of HIM fans don't exactly respect Bam. They think that he's promoting them wrong and whatnot. But come on ! If it wasn't for Bam Margera, HIM wouldn't be as successful as they are right now. And do you know why everyone likes HIM now ? Because Bam is a cool guy, and alot of people follow what's cool.And dude, it's kind of funny how all the HIM fans who hate Bam listen to all of the other bands that he promotes like CKY, Vains of Jenna, The Rasmus,Cradle of Filth, Hanoi Rocks, etc....Come on, you know you like him. And yes, for the millionth time, he's a jerk and that will never change...soemone who works that hard and makes that much money deserves to be like that. But hey, you're right, it's always good to be nice to your loyal fans.Whatever. Oh by the way, he's doing a new indie movie called Minghags...it sounds real interesting.I heard it was about some kid who invents a magic rootbear machine. So yeah, that's why I like Bam. Now you know. And on with boring things about me that you don't give a $#!T about.
-I have alot of husbands. My mom wants me to marry a nice Jewish boy, so I decided on Chad I. Ginsburg. He's one of the guitarists for the band CKY. He is a handsome 35 year old man who smokes and drinks like a maniac and he doesn't age. So there ya go, I'm marrying Chad.
-I'm trying real hard to learn guitar on my own, but there's no progress, so I might need some lessons.
-I don't like to sleep, so I go to bed late and wake up early.
-In the summer, I wear sweatshirts and in the winter I don't. I'm a little muffed up.
-My favorite colors are black, charcoal gray and purple.
-I'm a Leo, so I have a thing for rhinos (it's a Bam thing, you wouldn't understand.).
-I am not on this faggot myspace shit for relationships, just friends,mkay?
-I like cheese but I can't digest the shit. I'm on leave in the middle of Washington. These are some of the things I can't eat: It's yogurt,milk and cheese that makes me shit (That's another Bam joke that you will never understand.).
-When I'm bored or have chores, I listen to Gnarkill. It's really fun just trying to listen to what Dico says. It's really funny how I didn't understand what he was saying a year ago and now I know how perverted he can get these days. But hell, that band is great.
-I am a Chosen One. FEAR ME! -MySpace has grown to be something different in the past year. People would sleep with someone for a pic comment. It's re-God-damn-diculous, and it's for eleventeen year olds (another Bam thing that you wouldn't understand.)
-HotTopic and Spencer's are my all time favorite stores. They both have a crapload of HIM stuff, but Hot Topic has more. I love Hot Topic, but just like MySpace, it has grown into something different. A magnet for scene kids and Hello Kitty addicts. Back in the day it used to be for hardcore metal lovers and whatnot. Now it's just getting lighter and lighter in there. But it's still my favorite store and they have some pretty rad stuff in there.
-I like to look at the glass half full (for all the people that didn't understand that, it means I'm a positive person.)
-I love music. I don't know what I would do without it. I know. I would do your mom. Just kidding.
-I am a fresh man meat
-Green Day sucks hardcore. Like, they suck so hxc, that I suggest you not talking about it in my presence.
And that's pretty much it...
for nowWHO I'D LIKE TO MEET.
The first person that I'd like to meet is Bam Margera. He is my idol. One day I will meet him and tell him how much of an influence he is to me. He'll probably tell me to screw off and play with my eleventeen year old friends or something. Who cares ? That's just Bam.
The second people I would like to meet are Bam's crew. You have no idea how loyal (and sometimes unloyal) they are to him. If it weren't for them, he probably wouldn't be this big right now. Dico and his stupidity, Novak and his nudiness, Glomb and his mad skills in building ramps, Dunn and his humor, Gee and his disgustingness...it doesn't end there.
The third people that I would like to meet are the Jackass crew. You have no idea how entertained they have kept me for the last 5 years. I fell in love with them at a young age and they have stayed with me ever since. One day I hope to have as much courage, strength and humor as these guys.
The fourth people I would like to meet are Bam's family. Ape, Phil, Mum Mum, Pup Pup,Vito...Ape and Phil have incouraged their kids to do what they want in life no matter how hard they have to work and how late they have to stay up and how loud of a noise they make in the house at 3 AM. I think they are exemplary parents for today's society. Look where their kids are now. Successful millionaires.I especially want to meet Vito and tell him the SOB who sent you to jail is a worthless pimply minger.
The band that I would like to meet the most is HIM. They must have been an act of GOD. Every one of their songs is to my likings. I don't know what I would do without them Oh yeah, your mom. Just kidding. This band is perfect for me and I hope they keep on going with their great music.
Another band that I would enjoy meeting is CKY. Now who are these young lads you might ask. They are somewhat famous band from West Chester, PA. Alot of you may have already known that the drummer, Jess, is Bam's brother. Deron Miller is on Vocals and guitar, Chad I. Ginsburg (the husband) on backup vocals and guitar, and Matt Deis (aka Dice) on bass. This band gets me pumped and extremely energetic whenever I listen to them. If you've never heard of this great band check them out at www.myspace.com/cky .
INTERESTS.
music-music is pretty much my life. I can't live without it. My iPod is basically stuck to me...I don't go anywhere without it. I mostly listen to Rock, but once in a while there's some Hip Hop or Rap song that I'm into.
movies-I love watching movies. especially when I'm not paying! I usually like to watch comedies or documentaries, but action doesn't hurt once in a while. My favorite movie is Jackass Number 2.
food-Food is good no matter what. I'll pretty much eat everything...It's a bummer that I'm allergic to shellfish...I'd do anything to get my hands on that stuff.
HIM-They are the best band in the world and you know it...
computers-I like to do alot of things on the computer from talking with my friends, to coding to full out solitaire...the computer is just a fun and addicting machine that you can pretty much everything on.
Bam Margera-He is my idol.
Suomi (Finland)-Finland is a very beautiful place...They people are friendly and it is the seventh happiest country in the world. I would love to travel there one day, especially to Helsinki on New Years. Every New Years, my favorite band HIM performs there as a tradition. Alot of other famous bands perform as well like The 69 Eyey, Hanoi Rocks, and other legendary Finnish bands.
photography-I like to take pictures and photoshop...it's really fun and makes me feel accomplished when I do a good job at something.
collecting-I like to collect things...especially trash...I hate throwing stuff away...I used to collect beanie babies too...I like to collect HIM artifacts like shirts, CDs, bags, belts, belt buckles, bandanas,necklaces, DVDs,patches,posters,flags, and much much more.
tattoos-I always had an interest in tats.Especially Bam's. He dedicates all his tattoos to pretty much stupid shit and music...He usually gets his tattoo work done by the infamous Kat Von D. She does excellent work and is one of my idols.
piercings-i also have an interest for piercings. I don't exactly like the extreme piercings like on your back and other places that you've never heard of. I prefer the face. Unfortunatley, I'm only interested in them. My skin is extremely sensitive, so I don't think I can get anymore. I only have my ear's pierced.
money-money. what is there to say about money. It's a delicate thing that you have to be careful with.
shoes-holy crap I love shoes...There's a wide variet of shoes I like: Converse,Vans, Adios...it doesn't end there...I don't wear flip-flops too often but when I do, boy is it good!
procrastination-I am the worst...I leave everything to the last second...but I usually get it done.
your mom-she's really hott.
gothic colors (black, charcoal grey, purple, crimson...)-There's just something so midevil about them that I like...
photoshopping-Photoshopping is really fun when you know what you're doing. I usually make pictures black and white with a hint of color.
tennis-It's my favorite sport and I play it alot.
Dallas Mavericks-Although these guys have disappointed me in the past, they are still my favorite team and it's always fun to watch them.
Chad I. Ginsburg-He's my 35-year-old Jewish husband. He might be old but he doesn't age. free fonts from the internet-
Hot Topic
music promotion
concerts
digital cameras
vampire books
eastereggs (the ones on DVDs and games)
CKY
MUSIC.
HIM-I love this band so much. I love everything about them. From their lyrics, to the catchy tunes they play, to their personality. This is an elite band for me. They may not have as much fans as Fall Out Noise or Green Gay, but they'll be around for a long time, unlike those stupid bands.
CKY-CKY is an awesome band! Their riffs and drums are so memorable...it just sticks in my head...this band hypes me up...I love their music so much...it's really catchy and I love the lyrics and how they follow the whole horror movie thing. You should seriously listen to them.
Bloodhound Gang-This band makes me laugh so much...their lyrics are fricken hilarious...they talk about the weirdest things, but at the end, the songs all makes sense...you should seriously listen them...most of the time, they are jokers, but sometimes they can be serious about their music.
Gnarkill-This band makes me want to pee my pants like a little girl! They talk about the most perverted stuff, plus I give so much props to Dico, because it's all freestyle.I usually listen to Gnarkill when I do chores.
Turbonegro-To be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of punk...but when it comes to Norweigan punk, it's a totally different story...It makes you just wanna get up and headbang...they talk about weird stuff as well, but I like the heavy guitars and the fast beets of the drum...They kind of remind me of The Village People in a way...they all wear costumes and makeup, and they all have a different character. You should listen to them as well.
Cradle Of Filth-Although they have an extremely dark image, many different people listen to Cradle of Filth because of the way their music makes you feel. You just want to rock to them...the complicated riffs, the melodic keyboards, the crazy ass drums...I don't even have to explain it anymore...They may have an arrogant front man, but all in all, they are one kick ass band.
The 69 Eyes-The 69 Eyes...ooooh The 69 Eyes...and once again another great band from Finland. They are the oldest band I listen to. They just wanna make you wear tightpleather pants, paint your fingernails black and shake your hips all over again....they are so old school...but as music changes, so do they, but in a good way. They mix the elements of 80's and modern all in one...it turns out pretty good at the end too...this is a band that I would love to see live...especially because at the end of every show, Jyrki pours a beer down his pants...haha.
Linkin Park
TELEVISION.
Unholy Union
Jackass
Viva La Bam
The Dudesons
Miami Ink
Criss Angel: Mindfreak Dallas Mavericks BasketballBOOKS.
The Cirque Du Freak series
The Outsiders TwilightHEROES.
Bam Margera AKA Scumbag AKA Millionaire
Marissa
Your Mom
Ville Valo
Mige Amour
Linde Lindstrom
Gas Lipstick
Burton Emerson
Kat Von D
Orv Madden
Jay and Silent Bob
Sacha Baron Cohen
Curk Angle (Criss Angel)
Jimmy Pop
April and Phil Margera
Don Vito
Rake Yohn
Chris Raab AKA Raab Himself
Ryan Dunn AKA Random Hero AKA Plugs AKA Dick Farm Dunn AKA Cryin' Ryan AKA Glory Boy
Brandon Novak AKA Dreamseller AKA Heroin Novak AKA Nudie Novak AKA Life Partner! AKA Furniture Boy AKA Father of the Year
Tim Glomb
Johnny Knoxville AKA PJ
Steve-O AKA The Cheetah
Darren Miller
Jess Margera AKA Shady Lurker AKA Jess Jess AKA Bam's brother
Chad I Ginsburg AKA CIG
Matt Deis AKA Dice
Dave England
Ehren McGhehey AKA Danger Ehren
Chris Pontius AKA Party Boy AKA Bunny AKA Chief Roberts AKA Roler Bobby AKA Pontius the Barbarian AKA Mr. America AKA Garbage Man AKA Bear Johnson(The Alaskan porn sensation)
Preston Lacy
Jason Acuna AKA Wee Man
Ryan Gee AKA Shitgoose
Brandon Dicamillo AKA Dico the Freako
Mark Berry
BaratsandBereta
Evil Jared Hasselhoff
DJ Q-Ball
Lupus Thunder
Happy Tom
Hank From Hell
M. Shadows
Jason Terry AKA Jet
Jeff Tremaine AKA Fat Tremaine
Missy Rothstein
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