DIDJA KNOW?! |
A whale's penis is called a dork.Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.In 19...
Posted by DAN on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST |
Impervious |
Impervious
Does it make you nervous?
The way I'm impervious
To the world?
Can't you sting me with your words?
Shoot me with your eyes?
A hint:
My mind never dies
It grows and grows
And one who ...
Posted by DAN on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST |
say what? |
Shes got sword in case tho this is not her lord incase the one who cant afford to face her image is restored to grace. Disappeared. No trace. Musky tears. Suitcase. The down turn brave little burncub ...
Posted by DAN on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Darkfall |
Darkfall
Holy men tell us life is a mytery.They embrace that concept happily.But some mysteries bite and barkand come to get you in the dark.
A rain of shadows, a storm, a squall!Daylight retreats; ni...
Posted by DAN on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST |
Traded my halo for feet on the ground |
The sky is deep, the sky is dark,The light of stars is so damn stark.When I look up, I fill with fear.If all we have is what lies here,this lonely world, this troubled place,then cold dead stars and e...
Posted by DAN on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST |
BEST F'in quotes throughout history! |
10 - "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9 - "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8 - "You want THAT on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7 - "Where di...
Posted by DAN on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:50:00 PST |
My rants and raves |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing...
Posted by DAN on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 09:41:00 PST |
