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nearly twilight

the fever is upon us. after joining my girlfriends in plowing through the hugely embarrassing, extremely frustrating, and yet fully engrossing twilight series, it is now time for the long awaited movi...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:00:00 GMT

elf boots, sitar, banjo & sloth

come tomorrow, i'll be on a plane to costa rica. and as i prepare myself for psychedelic creatures such as sloths and nightmare bugs, and for the intense hippie force of nature that will overcome my b...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Chicos vampires

what does it take to become a Chico's vampire? can a normal jock go up to this ethereal breed and beg of them to father him into their world? no! it takes persistence, desperation, and a willingness t...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:12:00 GMT

home, according to our cats

moose plus dik dikvampira, dik dikellsworth, shut eyemoose fireplaceellsworth gerberspee wee armoirellzie forlornazja kitchen maybe
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:32:00 GMT

summer solstice, nutcruncher season

summer is officially here, and it is time for the mens to celebrate accordingly, by donning their finest pair of nutcrunchers and walking barefoot in the grass at your local park. while doing so, i th...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:25:00 GMT

no, i will not lay off the absinthe

ode to the green fairymany have praised absinthe before. but the french bohemians of the 19th century are long gone, and now here we are, drinking absinthe shots out of plastic cups at bar sinister wi...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

because the idiots make us laugh !!! (thats 3 exclamation points!)

myspace is so stagnant, that sometimes you have to search for something interesting. well this evening, something interesting found me. something so interesting because it was so BORING, and so ridicu...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:37:00 GMT

just chillin with bono in the psychedelicatessen

UPDATE:i just saw across the universe, forced michael to go, and we both LOVED it. it IS a musical though so people who can't suspend disbelief about busting out into song in odd moments won't love it...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:15:00 GMT

rainbows, darjeeling racism, and furniture

the ghost chair in my opinion, is the barcelona chair of our generation, and i want one. a hilariously oversensitive writer describes wes anderson's films as being more than mildly racist, and downloa...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:53:00 GMT

driving your girlfriend across the universe

i saw morrissey for the third time this year, without ms. bonnie pipkin or mr. cg. across the universe is playing at the theater up the street and i most likely will see it alone, though i may talk m...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:50:00 GMT