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About Me

I noticed I haven't updated this portion of my profile in a long time. There isn't much to tell. I have a great family, wonderful friends, and people who love me for who I am. I really am quite lucky."Sexuality is fluid. Whether you're straight, gay, or bisexual. You just go with the flow.""Okay. Look, Yoda needs to give me some better advise or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brittany
Birthday: 063086
Birthplace: Marion, OH
Current Location: BFE, NH
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Reddish
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefties to it right. But Righties do it better.
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, yet.
Your Weakness: My empathy
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Ummmmm, I don't really care as long as it doesn't have mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want to go back to school and become dependant upon myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *giggle*
Thoughts First Waking Up: Are you fuckin' serious?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My boobs and my eyes. Both are huge.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep. I try to make it before 1am.
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm not going into this.
Pepsi or Coke: I'm trying to lay off the soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: When alone or with Joey
Do you Shower Daily: Twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I want to go back.
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Not really. I like to TRY to eat right.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Not on your life
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, when Joe was here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ha, yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not on your life
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: ................do you know who you're asking?
Ever been called a Tease: All the time.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, when I was little
How do you want to Die: Ummm, I don't really care.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to do something with teaching
What country would you most like to Visit: Paris
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red or brown. I'm not into blondes.
Short or Long Hair: Whatever look good on her
Height: Doesn't matter. She'll be taller 99% of the time anyway.
Weight: As long as she carries herself well, I don't care.
Best Clothing Style: Casual, but not dumpy
Number of Drugs I have taken: n/a
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: None for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. regreting doesn't make it go away.
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My Interests

Softball (I'm a lesbian, it has to be there), my boys, and hangin' out with friends. I'm a total home-body, so I just like to kick back and chill.

I'd like to meet:

People who have the same intrests as me.

Music:

Tegan and Sara are my all time favourite band. Then comes The Butchies. Then Bitch and Animal. Those three bands are the main ones that you'll find in my CD player/car. I listen to everything though. I find myself very fond of Melissa Ethridge and the Indigo Girls. People always tell me I'm a 30 year old lesbian trapped in a 19 year old lesbian's body. And I fear they might be right.

Movies:

Horror (The Hills Have Eyes, IT, The Craft...), comedy (Not Another Teen Movie, Mean Girls, Anchorman...), drama (The Notebook, Titanic...yes, I liked it...), and lesbian movies (If These Walls Could Talk 2, All Over Me, But I'm A Cheerleader, Desert Hearts...), and some action. I LOVE the Kill Bill movies. They are probably my favorite movies of all time.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy and Nip/Tuck have become the two shows in which my entire life is planned around. And watching Charmed over the phone with my Jr. Shabbadoo.

Books:

I like too many books to run down a list. Author wise; Anne Rice, Silver Raven Wolf, and Stephen King.

Heroes:

My mother is my hero, just because she puts up with my crap.

My Blog

Updated and hot off the press

Know what I love? I love looking at people from high school and being able to say "I totally knew he/she was gay". It makes me a little happy inside. So I turn 21 in two months. It doesn't feel like I...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

Know what's cool?

When you catch someone you find attractive watching you. Then you meet their eyes and they turn red and look away really fast. *sigh* She's so hot. Anyway, not much going on at the moment. Just t...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

What is it with me and single moms???

Greetings and salutations, For those of you who are unaware, Mary Jane has gone to a better place. She has gone to that big car lot in the sky where she can be free and feel the wind on her grill. For...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST

Random Survey or Blog Update? Let's find out.

..> 45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone whats your name spelt backwards?: ynattirb  What did you do last night?: stayed up till three and then passed ...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

Glamorous (remix) Gimmie' some goddamn bacon

(Are You Ready)If you ain't got no bacon take your broke ass home u sayIf you ain't got no bacon take your broke ass home[Pearl:]B-A-C-O-N That's how you spell "bacon" [x2][Chorus:]We f...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST

Place your bets

You know when you find out someone has a boyfriend/girlfriend and the only thing that you think to say is "I wonder how long that will last" Well, that just happened. I'm taking bets on how long Britt...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Bad Idea #541

Letting me pierce your ears. Adam...when will you learn??? *shakes head at your horrid dicision making skills*
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

So I've been having these really interesting dreams lately....

And to make a long story short, I need to get laid. Don't laugh. There's a 75% chance my dream was about you. *wink* Well...except you Aunt Mary. *shudders* Weirded out.
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Ash Wednesday

Ah yes, another Ash Wednesday has come and gone. You know, a lot of people ask "what is Ash Wednesday really about?" Well, gather round' kiddies, and listen to your good ol' auntie Brittany as she reg...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

For My Brothren

Something smells like cat pee. That was the sound of your item being sold. Hold on, let me turn my music down. There's a ladybug on my windshield. Let's put the stethascope up to the subwoofer. Amanda...
Posted by Dyke-Nog on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST