Ninjas. Topless vampire shows. Hanging out with magicians, slot tournament hosts, small dogs, showgirls, magi, and my partner in crime. Unicorns. Dancing magic cheese-dancing ninjas. Talking on the phone to my best friends. Listening to my brother on secret headphones for two hours a day. And seeing lots and lots and lots of Vegas shows.
I'm quickly meeting all the people that used to be on this list. Not only am I meeting them, but I have successfully dated one of them for 3 minutes before scaring him away. That's what I get for being too witty. However, I will forever and always want to meet my true role models - SALT N' PEPPA!!!
My number one top song is "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry - it's pure genius. Lately I'm having a Tori revival in my life. The rest of the list includes: Pretty Girls Make Graves, Stars, Modest Mouse, Scissor Sisters, Prince, Brand New, Q Not U, New Found Glory, etc...
"Shortbus" because my friends and I are extras in it. JCM is a genius.
Entourage, Big Love, Rescue Me, and Project Runway.
Everything by Murakami. Neal Pollock. Philip Pullman. Ann Patchett.
The Lord Vampire from "BITE", performing Russians, Hillary Clinton, Hans Klok, Carrot Top, Niki McCarty, David Levithan, any Chess Master, Nathan, Mom, IKEA, the cowboy from "NEWSIES", all those married people, the scary fish at Lake Mead, and Brooklyn family I used to babysit for.