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Meow

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a lifetime member of Red Sox Nation. I like to make people laugh, which I mostly do unintentionally. I'm a big fan of dairy and beer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


And my new boyfriend, Jacoby Ellsbury.

My Blog

Bang Bang. Youre Dead.

So, I bring up Google yesterday and there is this wacky cartoon thing instead of the standard G-o-o-g-l-e.  Now, of course, I realize that Google does this kind of thing on occasion, so I cl...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Long time gone

Obviously, I’ve been off for a while.Here is a list of things that I thought about writing a blog about during the time I’ve been unable, because of time constraints and just plain damn la...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:33:00 GMT

Substitution

I was going to post an amusing blog today, but I think I'll save it for next week.  Recent events concerning the shitty neighborhood I live in and the rotten children I am the mother of and the i...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:34:00 GMT

What Meows do on their summer vacation

Besides eat, of course.  I ate a lot.And drank some beer.  With my NEW TRIBE COOZIE protecting it.I spent some time at camp, searching for pretties...Please note the green slime on this rock...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:18:00 GMT

Sunshine on my shoulder/makes me tan

If I ever had a dog, I'd have to get one that was capable of an extremely mournful look.  Because dogs just have the potential to do a bunch of things that would really irritate me.I went to a we...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:41:00 GMT

Tuesday, 2:40 PM

I don't have anything to look forward to.Nothing pleasant, exciting, fun or different will ever happen in my life.I will be forever in a state of suspension, stagnation and paralysis.Unless, of course...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Festive, 4th of July edition

Why is it that I can remember all of the words to "Birdhouse In Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants but have failed for four days in a row to remember to buy Frontline for the cat?I am going to make sh...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Macaroni Salad

My friend Mesha Angelo (not her real name) made macaroni salad.  She uses peas, cheddar cheese, green pepper, egg, onion and mayo, and somehow whips it into the best concoction known to man. ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:57:00 GMT

We got the heat

A random, purpose-free blog (and a big F-U to everyone who is thinking, "and this is new how?"):The worst thing in that's happened recently is losing power on Monday.  Being all alone when the po...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:35:00 GMT

In this life, things are much harder than the afterworld in this life, you're on your own

I love my Zen V5.  I am having so much fun downloading songs that I haven't heard in a million years.  I forgot how much I looooove Prince.   Go ahead, hate.  I can take it.*d...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:16:00 GMT