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Ashley de Paris

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About Me

Most peoples first impression of me is probably something like "wow, she's a bitch." But... actually I'm just shy. I usually don't like talking to people I don't know, it's awkward and very uncomfortable, so I guess I'm just unfriendly. oops. I really like milk. And i HATE it when your hands are really clean and you touch paper... or when andrew touches me with WET hands. uggghh. I like to sleep, and dance. I don't dance much any more because my dad no longer pays for it.. I miss dancing. Dancing makes me happy. I also like doing jack shit Wayne Brady is amazing. I like my family. I get along well with them. I know a lot of people say that, but this is more than normal. I think it's mainly because we grew up in a tiny house and my two brothers and I shared a tiny bedroom for like 15 years. Now i'm going to school or something, for history? But i'm takin a little break at the moment. Traveling through Thailand and where ever else I end up from this time till May. My dog, is really F'n cute. Thanks Ants. Thants.

My Interests

Mainly... dance and sleep interest me. Kombucha. bag balm. reading and singing. I'm thankful that I dont have a horrible voice, cause that would suck to like something you're really bad at. whistling, guitar. knitting. anything green, milk. Wikipedia. Ewan Mcgregor. Video games when I have the time. Guitar Hero! My awesome car. Lucas. Ellipsis are fun... Cribbage and backgammon. Waking up early in the morning and realizing you can fall back asleep. cinnabons are what i live for. and Ewan.

I'd like to meet:

so this is why people learn to dance... i get it!

Music:

Music.. is really good. I like... Rilo Kiley, The Format, Jaymay, Regina Spektor, Pedro the Lion, Broken Social Scene, Ratatat, The Beatles, Ben Folds/ Five, Dave Matthews Band, James Taylor, Rufus Wainwright, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Ben Gibbard, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Fiest, Geggy Tah, Eisley, The Get Up Kids, They Might Be Giants, Midtown, Modest Mouse, Ok Go, Radiohead, Slowreader, The Stereo, Sarge, Save Ferris, The Shins, Venus Hum, Motion City Soundtrack, Billy Joel, The Arcade Fire, Brand New, Five Iron Frenzy, Lincoln, Magnet, Sarah McLachlan, Self, Barenaked Ladies, My Chemical Romance, Simon & Garfunkel, Mates of State, Bright Eyes, Iron & Wine, Damien Rice, Queen, Built to Spill, The Capsules, The Cardigans, The Blow, The Elected, Alison Krauss, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's. I do NOT like country...

Movies:

MOULIN ROUGE, Amelie, Love Actually, Fight Club, Marie Antoinette, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirted Away, Howels Moving Castle, Poco Rosso, Princess Mononoke, Science of Sleep, I Heart Huckabees, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Donnie Darko, 12 Monkies, Royal Tenenbaums, Jackie Chan Movies, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Mean Girls, A Life Less Ordinary, Down With Love (I heart Ewan Mcgregor as much as I possibly can), The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Television:

eck, I hate tv. but i love the good tv shows, so i use the internet or dvds. Coupling, Clone High, Arrested Development, The Office, Entourage, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Whos Line Is It Anyway, Wonder Showzen (weirdest show EVER!), some anime (but only the good stuff), and ARTHUR! Rome, duh, and Sifl & Olly

Books:

The Little Prince, East of Eden, House of Leaves, Gone With the Wind, Modoc, Breakfast of Champions, Mother Night, Jurassic Park, Thieves and Kings, Bone, Scott Pilgrim books, and HARRY POTTER BOOKS! historical novels, oh and the Bible... HA! not...

My Blog

Holy Crap! Americans are dumb!!!!

I found this while stumbling. Stumble is an awesome plug in for firefox that shows you really sweet things on the internet, either infomative, funny, or just really cool. Go to stumbleupon.com and dow...
Posted by Ashley de Paris on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

You're Welcome!

I just felt that I should enlighten everyone on something that has drastically changed my life. It is a called, The Vicky. You take a bagel (best with everything or onion), toast it slightly, add crea...
Posted by Ashley de Paris on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:55:00 PST

Ode to Peanut Butter

There is a song we all know and love it and it goes as follows. *clears throat* (8) A peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Around the bend comes number ten, choo choo peanut bu...
Posted by Ashley de Paris on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:03:00 PST

WHY GODS?!?! WHY?!?!?!

So apparently I have upset the gods. For whatever reason, which there are probably quite a few, I am cursed. One of the cutest things on this planet I can no longer touch. No longer squeeze. No longer...
Posted by Ashley de Paris on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

IMPORTANT UPDATE

So two months ago I was almost completly heart broken when I discovered a sad fact about the best chocolate, Lindt. I bought one of the rectangular boxes that hold 18 little squares and was disgusted ...
Posted by Ashley de Paris on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:05:00 PST

My love

Some people say they like cinnabons... but they really have no idea. I fucking LOVE them. Oh god, just thinking about them and not having one makes me horribly depressed. Their frosting has to be one ...
Posted by Ashley de Paris on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST