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Zombies Ate My Neighbors

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About Me

Not much to me - I live for horror movies, writing, sports, video games and metal. I write sports for a newspaper, want to write/direct horror movies with my crew of friends

My Interests

Video games, movies - either watching or making them, sports (duh, it's my job), death metal (real metal like Pantera, Slayer and Cannibal Corpse). Skating - just need to learn more tricks (shame my teacher's off to the army and it's always crappy outside, though).

I'd like to meet:

Meeting new people would be cool, but really, right now all I want is my best friend back home

Music:

Metal. From the seriously brutal, guttural death metal bands to the blazing fast thrash metal to the cheesy 80s hair metal - although Pantera is easily my favorite band. I also like pretty much anything out of the 80s, some classic rock - although radio stations in this area have soured me on it a bit from over-exposure - and classical. Mix classical, opera and metal and you get the band Nightwish, and they're another of my favorites. It's sad, though, that the best metal band out right now is a fake one from a cartoon - Dethklok from the show Metalocalypse. I respect any musician that plays an instrument and writes their own music and lyrics (sorry rappers, drum machines and poetry don't count), but I'd still listen to some old Public Enemy or 2 Live Crew before I'd listen to country hehe. Also can get into some old punk bands like the Ramones or Sex Pistols, but no posers like Blink 182 or Greenday.

Movies:

Horror movies. A Nightmare On Elm Street was the first movie I ever saw, and it's been my favorite ever since (maybe that explains some things...) If it's a horror movie I've seen it. Remakes of horror movies can go straight to hell, except Dawn of the Dead - that was a nifty remake. Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Amityville Horror, though? Absolute garbage. See the originals. Will watch nearly any movie, although horror is my favorite genre. Also, Silent Hill was AMAZING

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (and the spinoff Angel to a lesser degree), Firefly, Rescue Me, Dead Like Me. Everything else good is either on Adult Swim or Comedy Central. Metalocalypse, Korgoth of Barbaria, Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Sealab (well some of them), Harvey Birdman, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Drawn Together. Loved Rock of Love also - Bret Michaels and Poison kick ass haha

Books:

1984 - Orwell just missed the year. Big Brother Bush is watching us - how the hell did he win again? Did people not notice how bad he sucked? Man this country blows. For entertainment purposes anything by Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King (pre-Tommyknockers), and fantasy series - the Dragonlance series by Weis and Hickman and any Forgotten Realms book with R.A. Salvatore's name on it (though it helps if Artemis Entreri's name is inside it). Damn I'm a nerd.

Heroes:

George Romero, Freddy Krueger, Ash, Nathan Explosion, Miko Mido, Randal Graves, Jay, Captain Spaulding, Otis Driftwood

My Blog

I Love My Job

I love writing for a newspaper, and today I'm especially glad I'm not on TV. Why, you ask? Because I never wanted to work on a tabloid celebrity news show. But my beloved Sportscenter -- which while I...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:34:00 PST

This is where your music will lead you

Every pretty young girl with a halfway-decent voice seems to think they’re destined for a singing career. Evidently you have a better chance of fucking a New York governor and getting paid for i...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

Irony can be fun

At a press conference held Sunday morning, the Troy Daily News announced with great sadness that it must suspend one of its rising stars for three games. Josh Brown, Troy Daily News' Associate S...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

Barry Bonds killed me inside

My love of baseball has always been one of the things that most defined me as a person, and over the course of many, many years, baseball itself has, in ways, helped to turn me into the person I am t...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:15:00 PST

2007 Super Bowl

A game for us -- the real fans The glitz. The glamour. The splendor. The pageantry. The Super Bowl. Big-named bands and rock stars for the pregame and the halftime shows, not to mention the National ...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

Celebrities are idiots

You can tell it's my day off work - it's raining outside. And it's not one of those cool rainy days, either - no pummelling rainstorm, no arcs of lightning covering the sky, no booms of thunder shakin...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST

And no it's not mine

We used to swim the same moonlight watersOceans away from the wakeful day- My fall will be for you -My fall will be for youMy love will be in youIf you be the one to cut meI will bleed foreverScent of...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

Travis Pastrana - making the impossible possible

Americans love their non-sports. They ingest as much poker and darts on television as they do alcoholic beverages in the bars and casinos these "sports" belong in and shouldn't leave. They tune into ...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:16:00 PST