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TaNnEr... MiDdLe NaMe DeRriCk...

iT's ThE SiMpLe ThiNg'S iN LiFe... LiKe HaViN' a LiFtEd RaNgEr WiTh 35's AnD TwEnTy iNcH WhEeL's

About Me

ThEy CaLL Me... TaNnEr... i gOt A LaSt NaMe To BuT CaN't PrOnOuNcE iT... i'M 23... gEtTiN' oLd... i DriVe An 04' RaNg' WiTh 6 iNcHeS Of LiFt UnDeR iT... i GoT A BuNcH Of GoOd FriEnDs WhO TrY To LeAvE Me aT ThE BaR... WeLL SoMeTiMes'... OtHeR ThAn ThAt... i dO MoSt AnYtHiNg ONce.. WeLL TwiCe... JuSt To PerFeCt iT... iF YoU NeEd To KnOw MoRe... JuSt AsK... i GoT A PrOfiLe FrOm TuScALoOsA PoLiCe DePt. LoL... JuS' KiDdiN'...

EveR tRieD... EvEr faiLed... n0 maTter... Try AgaiN... FaiL aGain... FaiL BeTter!!! another good quote... iF y0u waNt soMetHinG You'Ve NevEr haD, yoU beTtEr Be wiLLiNg t0 do s0metHinG yoU'vE neVeR d0nE.... qoute of my life...EvErY NoW AnD tHeN... sOmEoNe TeLL's Me i CaN'T... i JuSt SiT BaCk AnD TeLL ThEm..."hEy YaLL, wAtCh tHiS!!!"
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Name: ThEy CaLL me... TaNnEr
Birthday: 9th oF AuGuSt 80-fOuR
Birthplace: T'tOwN
Current Location: MoUnDviLLe
Eye Color: BlUe/gReEn
Hair Color: BrOwN
Height: FiVe FeEt 11.5 iNcHeS
Right Handed or Left Handed: LeFty
Your Heritage: My GrAnPa'S TrUcK
The Shoes You Wore Today: new balance...
Your Weakness: GiRL's... giRLs... GIrLs...
Your Fears: GeTtiN' LoSt iN HaLE Co.
Your Perfect Pizza: BuCk'S
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BeCoMe ThE PoPe... Or WiN AmEriCaN iDoL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Huh...
Thoughts First Waking Up: WhO'S BeD iS ThiS... LoL... J/k
Your Best Physical Feature: My MoMmY SaY's My EyE's
Your Bedtime: 12 o'ClOcK cUrFeW
Your Most Missed Memory: sUMmEr TiMe's WiTh FriEnDs
Pepsi or Coke: PePsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: WiLlY t'S
Single or Group Dates: i'D LoVe To jUsT GeT a DaTe FiRsT...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LoNg IsLaNd...
Chocolate or Vanilla: VaNiLLa...
Cappuccino or Coffee: BuD LiGhT...
Do you Smoke: WhEn I dRiNk...
Do you Swear: Uh...
Do you Sing: EvEry Day...
Do you Shower Daily: YeP...
Have you Been in Love: WhAt's LoVe AgAiN...To ThE StUpiD BiTcHe'S???
Do you want to go to College: SuRe... i MiGht Go BaCk
Do you want to get Married: LoL... To WhO???
Do you belive in yourself: YeP...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Na...
Do you think you are Attractive: HeCk YeA...
Are you a Health Freak: NoPe...
Do you get along with your Parents: YEa...
Do you like Thunderstorms: SuRe...
Do you play an Instrument: RaDio...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YeAH...
In the past month have you Smoked: SuRe... NotHiN' iLLEagaL ThOuGh...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NoPe...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: To Get SomE New KiCk'S...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: DoN'T LikE CaRdBoArD...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NoPe...
In the past month have you been on Stage: i CoULdn'T ReMEmBer...
In the past month have you been Dumped: NoPe ThAt WaS WaY BaCk iN THe Day... ThAnKx To tHe GrOuP Of BiTcHe'S ThAt HaNg OuT NoW...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: iN ThE ShOwEr...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NoPe...
Ever been Drunk: OnCe Or TwiCe...
Ever been called a Tease: No nOt Me...
Ever been Beaten up: nOpE...
Ever Shoplifted: Na...
How do you want to Die: aN oLd MAn'...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A RoCkEt ScIeNtIsT...
What country would you most like to Visit: GoRdO'... I hEaR TheY GoT GoOd FaRm LaNd...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GrEeN...
Favourite Hair Color: BRoWn...
Short or Long Hair: EiThEr...
Height: DoN'T MaTtEr...
Weight: aVeRaGe...
Best Clothing Style: dON't MaTtEr...
Number of Drugs I have taken: NonE...
Number of CDs I own: A FeW To MaNy...
Number of Piercings: NoNe...
Number of Tattoos: NoNe...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: HmM... LiVe~n~LeArn...
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My Interests

Free Myspace Graphicswell lets see... i like dirt bikes... muddin'... the country livin' lifestyle... and the girls...yes the girls intrests me... i like gettin' the ranger muddy' every now and then... girls... sittin' at billy's out on the lake... works fun... sometime's... i think... wastin' time... fishin'...(the whole redneck thing i guess)...cuttin' grass...lol... fixin' up my truck...(just to frame it out in a mud hole')...

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet JoE DiRt... oh and MiKe JoNeS... who... i also want to meet the guy from saving private ryan... jus' kiddin'... oh and the two dudes in the dodge hemi commercial... "that thing got a hemi???" lol... oh and anyone in between those 2 are fine by me... heres a few more... a descent girl... a nice girl... a girl that don't lie... and a girl who don't cheat... if you happen to stumble across one... tie her to a tree and contact me a.s.a.p. i'd like to meet her... ***and one that is not pshyco as hell *** Sara Evans would do just fine...
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Music:

i like ray charles... the song's i love to listen to: hick town... billys got his beer goggles on... redneck yacth club... blues man... she don't tell me to... where i come from... the chicks dig it... and a few more... can't remember em' all...*update*... i'm in love with a stripper... MiKe JoNeS... snoop doggy dogg... lol... arron watson...(he sings the hale co. song)... alan jackson... wynona judd... lol... johnny cash is king... elvis presley... marvin gaye... waylon jennings... kenny chesney... clay walker... montgomery gentry... lynard skynard... and chris knight he sing's "oil patch town"...the end*

Movies:

we have no vcr... if you must know...

Television:

sanford and son... dukes of hazzard... good times... that 70's show... andy griffith show... and the cmt channel...... cop's... CHiP's(puncherallo & baker are the shit)... reno 911... american chooper... monster truck racing on speed channel... cmt... life style's of the not so rich and famous... trailor fabulous... mtv's cribs... pimp my ride... yo' momma... and real life'... oh and trick my truck... it's on cmt.. as well...
motocoss survey
bike? ThE Red CrF250R.... HoNdA BaBy...
Gear? oLd ScHooL AxO...
Helmet? HjC...
Goggles? sCoTt...
Graffix? StOcK...
Favorite pro? ChAd ReEd...
Favorite amature? UhH...
SX or MX? i JuSt WaNnA LeArN To RiDe FiRsT
Track? GoRdO... So FaR...
energy drink? CoLd BeEr...
Broken bones? nOnE YeT...
dirt type? aNy...
Gate/ dirt or concrete? DiRt...
im backed by? pShH... i WiSh... DaDdy WoN't EvEn SpOnSoR Me...
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Books:

harry potter... not... i'm currently reading... how to pick the right girl for you... and what not to say to a girl in the bar... authers for these books are jerry-wayne l. pick up a copy in his truck after class in the shelton state parkin lot' PhatPimpClothing.com
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. WeLL... i CaN't SaY No... To AnYtHiNg
2. i HaVe DrEaM's ThAt WoN't EvEr SeE DaYLiTe...
3. i Try To HaRd iN ReLaTiOnShiPs... LiVe n LeArN...
4. i ThiNk 2 DaMn MuCh...
5. My RaNgEr iS a BaD AsS TrUcK...
6. FaMiLy LiFe iS GrEaT...
7. WaNt a FoX LoGo TaToO...
8. "TiMe WeLL WaStEd" iS a ThEmE SoNg 4 Me...
9. "i'M DoiN' My BeSt"... iS My LiFe SoNg...
10. i HaTe GiRLs ThaT TaKe ThiNgs FoR GRaNtEd...
11. i LovE To WoRk OuTsiDe...
12. My FaVoRiTe MoViE iS "aMeRiCaN oUtLaWs"...
13. i OwN a CoWbOy HaT...
14. GiRL's ThaT WeAr gLaSsEs aRe HoT...
15. i FiNaLLy GoT My BiKe...
16. i LikE ThE SiMpLe ThiNgS iN LiFe...
17. My NeXt TrUcK WiLL SiTtiN' oN 22's WiTh 40's
18. i HaTe GiRlS ThAt OnLy LikE GuYs FoR ThErE TrUcK's
19. i'M aN AuBuRn FaN... Go TiGeRs'...
20. i LoVe ThE RaiN !!!
21. i WiSh PpL cOuLd SeE mE WhEn ThEre NoT ArOuNd...
22. i SeCrEtLy LiKe DesPeRaTe HoUsEwiVeS...
23. i'M To NiCe To GirLs...
24. i'D LiKe To KnoW Why GiRLs ThiNk i'M aN AsShoLe ???
25. i WaNt To LiVe On A FaRm OnE DaY...
26. i NeEd a VaCaTiOn...
27. i LoVe The GiRL i'M WiTh...(WaS WiTh.. iT'S OvEr NoW...)
28. i WaNt To KnOw WhO ToOk mY CoOLeR...
29. ThErE's A ReAsOn WhY ThErE YoUr Ex... iT's My MoTtO...
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Heroes:

SuPeR MaN... batman and robin... joe dirt... the whole dukes of hazzard team... president bush... chris ledoux(cowboy) my uncle wesley...(he can weld anything back together)... billy phillips... matt davis... jerry wayne... and my dad... sorry if i left any out... i might think of a few more... *oh and last but not least* ThE MeXiCaN's ThAt SeLL OrAnGe'S On ThE siDe Of ThE rOaD NeAr HoMe DePoT... haha

My Blog

AnyWhErE BuT hErE...

Man, I hate you found me hereWith whiskey on my breathI know I should be ashamedSo much for those twelve stepsHe said "No my son, I know you're doin' your bestFor all you've been through, hey, I under...
Posted by TaNnEr... MiDdLe NaMe DeRriCk... on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:46:00 PST

"TiMe WeLL WaStEd"

i CoUnT iT All As TiMe WeLL WAstEd...
Posted by TaNnEr... MiDdLe NaMe DeRriCk... on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:01:00 PST