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Glutton

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About Me



I hate making eggs because when I do I obsess about the little white umbilical thingies, I think I may be going through a midlife crisis early, I stress too much, it kills me to watch someone else play my videogames because they don't play it my way (the right way), I will most likely always embarrass my kids, and I probably out~dork anyone I meet (I'm a little proud of that, truth be told) ...and I recently fell in love with Adobe ImageReady, it makes me do stupid things.

My Interests

Pfffft!

I'd like to meet:

Harold and Maudemaybe Hedwig too, just so I could hear her say "Gooooomi Bears"

Music:



Movies:

Harold and Maude
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Master with Cracked Fingers
Spinal Tap
The Changeling
Advent Children
Far from the Madding Crowd
Star Wars
Princess Bride
Hero
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Drunken Master

Television:

primarily used for video games I'm afraid...unless I've got my nose stuck in some book, this is usually where I'm parked

Books:

everything

Heroes:

the geniuses who invented the dishwasher and the microwave respectively...domestic goddess I'm not...oh! and Rowan Atkinson...
last but not least by any means Siu Tien Yuen (Sam Seed

My Blog

canadian mating calls

Walking home from work today (just starting to get dark)...shlumping really, in boots made for -40 and my lovely black coat which I stole from John.  It's made from Alpaca which is very warm and ...
Posted by Glutton on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

On every fucking window in the house...

  I know it's hard to see with my crappy web cam, but it's there...in a lovely line about 5 inches from the windowsill...across the whole window...
Posted by Glutton on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

stupidity of all sorts

 London Drugs... last night ...Chris and I were in line for a cashier behind this old lady (white perm, 5 diamond rings, pearl necklace and musty rose perfume to the hilt) who was bitching that t...
Posted by Glutton on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

Toodles replied in kind...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006, at 9:40 am:  Please kill me. Worst calls ever.  Wednesday, June 14, 2006, at 10:03 am:  I hate today. Hate it. Bitter. Bad day. You see what happens when you ...
Posted by Glutton on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST

losing marbles faster than Toodles...

It must surely be time for a new job... (e-mail sent by yours truly to a co-worker lucky enough to have 3 days holiday off the 'phones') Day 1 8:40 am: I seem to have landed on some sort of deserted i...
Posted by Glutton on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:24:00 PST

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I got taken, spur of the moment, to see Celebration on Ice with Kurt Browning yesterday.  Had a surprisingly great time.   The Ukrainian acrobats were an absolute hoot and the little Ru...
Posted by Glutton on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:37:00 PST

my heart bursts like a fat aquatic frog at how proud I am...

to be a Canadian today...   According to the back of the can,  "Beaver Buzz is the energy drink created by Canadians for Canadians and it's Dam Good!  Set the standard, up your game .....
Posted by Glutton on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:17:00 PST

Unless you're a complete game nerd...

you probably won't get that my latest pic is a complete joke :(     everyone at work thinks my braces are for boxing.
Posted by Glutton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Proud mudder...peek at your own peril

I found this in my 12 year olds knapsack yesterday (last day of school), who would've thought there was a poet inside that little video game fiend? As I rode down the icy diamond like mountains, I fel...
Posted by Glutton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the abuse I put up with in my own home...

If I find out who did it...  
Posted by Glutton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST