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About Me

I be James, 16. Im a geek with a life :O rare isnt it? I spend all day out with my mates and all night playing video games and watching geeky films/tv shows. I dont sleep cuz i have insomnia so i have the time to do it :) Been playing guitar for 11 years, fucking love guitars. Uhhh.. im in a band as it says below (theres a link and everything :O) so if ya wanna add me, add me?
I've finished high school now *dances* and i'm in college taking business, history and law.
Katie is my number one friend cuz she is MAH BIATCH

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My Interests

Playing and listening to music, playing rugby, first person shooters, RPG's and MMORPG's.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with pink pubic hair

KAKAKAKKAKAAKAKAKA
its katy :) yes i have twerps myspace password kakakakakkaka
lololol
lets see how long it takes him to notice this :) probably wont take that long seeing as he's expecting me to do something to his myspace..
24/9/07

Music:

The main bands i listen to are listed, ones with * next i've seen live.
AC/DC
Alice Cooper*
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
At The Gates
Biomechanical
Cannibal Corpse
Chaos
Children of Bodom*(3times)
Chimaira
Coal Chamber
CombiChrist
Cradle Of Filth*(2times)
The Crown
Darkane
Decapitated
DevilDriver
Dew-Scented
Dimmu Borgir
Disturbed
Dying Fetus
Eminem
Ensiferum
Hatebreed*(2times)
The Haunted
Iced Earth
Impious
Judas Priest
Kataklysm
Kreator*
Lamb of God*(3times)
Linkin Park* (anything before reanimation)
Machine Head*
Megadeth
Murderdolls
Queen
Rage
Raging Speedhorn*
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers*
Rob Zombie
Slayer*(5times)
Slipknot*(2times) (only Iowa)
System of a Down*
Testament
Twisted Sister*
Usurper
Vader
Vital Remains

Movies:

LOTR, The Matrix, Star Wars, 300 and of course the ultimate movie, Stargate!

Television:

I rarely watch television, but when i do i enjoy watching
Scrubs
The Mighty Boosh
Paramount Comedy 1
Stargate SG-1
Stargate Atlantis

Books:

LOTR
Harry Potter
The Diskworld Series
Angels and Demons
The Davinci Code
Artemis Fowl
X-Men comics

Heroes:

This is a perfect "your mother" set up

My Blog

Pilots Watch - Funny as fuck

A pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date runn...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

Pokémon Sex

So i was at a friends house the other night, we had all had a bit to drink and we were discussing really fucked up childrens shows and how they were all related to sex in a way. Such as "Bagpuss", the...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

haha this story is funny as fuck

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

10 aims for april (completed)

well, i completed 6/10 of my aims, thats not bad is it? 1. spend every day of easter with friends - failed2. get a nice gf - COMPLETED3. have sex at least once - COMPLETED4. try n have sex in 10 diff ...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:00:00 PST

10 aims for april

1. spend every day of easter with friends2. get a nice gf3. have sex at least once4. try n have sex in 10 diff positions5. see ice age 26. see scary movie 47. see v for vendetta8. get stoned9. dont sm...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

Jesus Was Gay

If you think about it, jesus, if he existed, was a bloody poof. For those of you who dont understand that, il explain in a few words what it means. Jesus was a fag, homosexual, nancy boy, emo etc... A...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

Kerrang XXV

well i got a free ticket from Stacey to go to the kerrang thingie. so i offered it to lully, she didnt want it. so i went. i went to town with lully all day. twas fun cuz i missed her loads =( then wh...
Posted by Preaching To The Perverted on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST