Hello. I am Kirsten, the amazing Magical Unicorn Hunter. It has become my mission in life to track down and destroy all magical unicorns, because they are working to destroy the universe as we know it. I use a golden plunger as my weapon. I put it on the head of the unicorn and pull their horn right off, which sucks their powers away and gives them to me.
With the magical unicorn powers I steal from the unicorns, I am able to cast spells on people. I turned one guy into a frog with only one leg. He must have been deaf too because when i tried to get him to hop around, he wouldnt do it.
My full time gig is over at Circle K though. I fix the slurpee machines. See me for a discount! Ohhh, and also besides my unicorn hunting i have lice and hate brushing my teeth! and i'm also skinny because i'm on a low fat dog food diet 'OL ROY'. I like pooping and farting and spinning and twirlling only when the moon is full! I have lots of cats they are my only friends. Thats it for now.
