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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have the ability to traverse the space time continuum I have travelled far into the future and into the distant past.NB I AM IN EVERY SENSE THE ORIGINAL CLARK GWENT: NOT THE PLAGIARIST ANDY BARDING (as you can tell by my superior musical taste)I accept no add ons of "Friends" who are not my real friends IE if I have not interacted with you in a very real sense outside Mycyberspace: dim chance! Even if you are that sexy cyber/robot lady thing from Torchwood. So don't bother, you will be ignored. I CANNOT BE EMPHASIZING THIS TOO STRONGLY:PEOPLE ARE STILL ASKING!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The sexy cyber/robot lady thing from Torchwood.

My Blog

everyone I know bought 1 Grateful Dead shit album

I have discovered everyone I know bought 1 Grateful Dead shit album and then stopped, if everyone in the world has bought 1 Grateful Dead shit album and then stopped then said act would make a lo...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:19:00 GMT

I am having a clear out of cds

I am going thru the stuff now I will get rid of the Grateful Dead-what the fuck was I thinking? And some woman out the Swans who is like taking Carrie to the prom the whole time. I think I mig...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:53:00 GMT

VIDEO TIME AND TV TIME

  Dear Torfaen Times,   Last Friday as I write this, the classic W.C. Fields movie "The Fatal Glass Of Beer" was on the TV. This was supposed to start at 14.00 and end at 14.25. I set ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:46:00 GMT

But, and it is a big but

You know when you are typing on a word processor like this one here, and every time you make a mistake a minute squiggle appears above or below one of the words, so you go back and switch it round and...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:49:00 GMT

I did bartending once upon a time, and bandleading also

 When I was bartending I used to freak people out by talking about the Space Time Continuum when they had had beers and were perhaps a little bit stoned. When I got successful with my book Thre B...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:22:00 GMT

WHAT THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM DID NEXT

  WHAT THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM DID NEXT SUMMARY AND STUDY GUIDE    CAST OF CHARACTERS ELLIOT ROGERS storeman for Company X, who escapes from his humdrum everyday life with tim...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:59:00 GMT

ARTICLE BY CLARK GWENT AS REJECTED BY THE DEVILS MUSIC BLUES COLLECTORS FANZINE

GONNA TAKE YOU FO A RIDE  IN MY ORGONE ACCUMULATOR  Robert Johnson can be considered a major influence on a number of blues musicians. He influenced Shy Guy Douglas, author of "Monk...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Hey ho Tammy Lee you remind me of me (if you are not Taramalara bugger off)

Hey ho Tammy Lee hey ho  You bring back those memories   O my dear ol' Tammy Lee Hey ho Tammy Lee Hey Ho (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer) In case you are afear'd it is actually me despi...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:30:00 GMT

LADEEZ AND GENTLEMENS WHAT THE FUCK GWAAAAN?

What exactly is al this about then? Best new band Arctic Monkeys Best videoThe Importance Of Being Idle, Oasis Best international band The Strokes Best TV show Gonzo Best solo artist Kanye West Rad...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:27:00 GMT