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About Me

My names Josh. Im 17. My friends call me God, so feel free. Hit up the general section for my interests. I got a girlfriend of a year and a half. I love to entertain, whether it be music or making people laugh. If you try and hoe me, it's coming back twice as bad cuz i simply CANNOT be beat, lol. Im an angry mother fucker, but easy to get along with at the same time. My loyalty is in my boys and girls. Fuck with them and prepare to get fucked. Im actually pretty anti confrontational, but i love to fight? I know, i dont get it either. I love making new friends to, so if you're not black, straight-edge, middle eastern, gay, mexican, retarded, ginger, or catholic you should hit me up. Im just playin! I know a couple cool straight edge kids...
But seriously, hit me up and we'll get high. Here's a list of shit to say/do to me if you enjoy being hit in the mouth.
-Hang up on me
-Get in my face
-Lie to my face
-Show my family even a little bit of disrespect
-Claim Edge with a square in your mouth...
-Take my bud
-Talk shit about my music
-Say anything even remotely inappropriate about my girl
But yea. Get at me.
AND I FUCKIN HATE WHITE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO THINK THEY ARE BLACK! These fucking faggot bitches are the most irritating people in the fuckin world. Their fake asses think that because they listen to rap and somehow developed a black accent (mysterious, considering most of these mother fuckers dont even know any black people and lived in suburbs their whole life) they're actually black now. It straight CRACKS ME UP! While pissing me off at the same time...and yea, im cool with a few of the above mentioned people, but nobody that wouldnt be much cooler to chill with if they acted their race. And it doesnt help that they almost ALL think they're hard to. But yea, just a thought. And fuck you MTV, I blame you...
Bitches aint shit...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Uhh, I would love to meet every one of my favorite bands, so check the music section. Other people I REALLY wanna meet would be Amy Lee, Jessica Alba, Dane Cook, Ellen Degeneres (stfu), Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Terry Crews, Demetri Martin, Robin Williams, and Chris Farley, but that will never happen because hes dead, but whatever. A man can dream...As far as girls go, I've finally found her, and I love her with alllll of my heart =>>.

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