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Yup...it's true...slut...whore...diva...libertarian...and STILL single! I'm as shocked as you! I have lived in or around Columbus forever. I am the favorite daughter (and second favorite son) of Col, Ga. Princess by nature, prince by that neat "Y" chromosome. More later...that's enough to daze and confuse you for now.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Candy Ohara (Of The Atlanta Oharas)
Birthday: N/A
Birthplace: Columbus, Ga (just outside of a vagina)
Current Location: Sofa
Eye Color: Hazel (as in the maid, not the color)
Hair Color: Dark Brown...and silver
Height: 5'9"...with hair and heels...6'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Bi
Your Heritage: Red Neck (father) + Liberal (mother) = Pink Neck
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Loafers...Work
Your Weakness: Boys with innocent eyes but sinful everything elses
Your Fears: That I'm mentally slowing down but no one will tell me.
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin Crust...Chicago Cut...ALL MEATS!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Reinventing my persona
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh hell, late again!
Your Best Physical Feature: Dick Of Death
Your Bedtime: Ten Minutes Ago
Your Most Missed Memory: Luis
Pepsi or Coke: Coke ZERO
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonals
Single or Group Dates: Single dates...group sex!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck NO
Do you Sing: No...I lipsync!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but not in a row!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Nope, never get replys to the emails I send to me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if he's really good!
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes (Play)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: We broke up.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes...Sushi!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In an unexplained cosmic event just after my 200th Birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Young
What country would you most like to Visit: Great Brittan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Drk Brown...or white blond.
Short or Long Hair: YES! They should have hair!
Height: Just tall enough to see past my faults.
Weight: I'll never make him wait!
Best Clothing Style: Accidental Prep
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO
Number of CDs I own: 327
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 324 (mostly bad cds)
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Gov Sarah Palin Tribute - MY ROLE MODEL!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6QOgjOSPME

People don't like it if you're too proud...or too free.Sarah Palin...Faught against the GOOD OL' BOYS in her OWN PARTY...and had them PROSECUTED! She loves ALL of her children...and considers family a blessing...not a CHOICE or Punishment. Some people run for political office so they can RULE. Gov. Sarah Palin ran so she could LEAD.


The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MyT7utAZm4

I owe Dixie Carter/Julia Sugarbaker SOOOO much money...in royalties alone!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN! SARAH PALIN!........................ Get the point?! Prince William and Harry, One of the Olsen Twins (does it matter?), Any 80's boy band members who didn't go "Leif Garret", JTT (he's legal now your honor), Three of the seven guys I slept (fucked) with at spring break in Panama City this summer, Some of the cuter wizards in training at Hogwartz, in Paris (Oh I Give Up Too), on a train, near (but not in) a gazeboo, someone 18 to 24, who would make a great long term boy (if I actually DID long term), who even after I have had them remains friends and makes good bait for the next catch.****************************************************** ************** AS a girl...I am worth $1,596,300 on HumanForSale.com******************************************** ************************ As a boy...I am worth $1,725,900 on HumanForSale.comI wanna be a book! And I want THESE bookends!!

My Blog

The Routine Wanda Sykes SHOULD Have Done...As The TRADITION Is To ROAST The 'Man Of Honor'!

Thank you...thank you...as the white man just said...I AM Wanda Sykes.  Remember me?!  No?  RACIST!  Just because I'm 'old fashioned' black...y'all wanna hate!  'Old Fashioned Black'?  Is when BOTH yo...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:32:00 GMT

-BIG TAX HIKES COMING SOON- Middle Class Is About To Feel The Pain!

AOL's "In Money" ReportFrom KIPLINGER.comThink Taxes Are Too High Now?Just wait:Congress is all but certain to raise them a couple of years from now. Tax increases will hit both businesses and individ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:39:00 GMT

Conservatives/Republicans No Longer Have Monopoly On 'September 11th' or Homeland Security!

- New York, New York (April 27th, 2009) -In a BOLD move to show that homeland security isn't just a conservative issue, President Barack Hussien Obama claimed His part of the 9-11 Mythos.  While Forme...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:08:00 GMT

The LATEST Disrespectful Slap In The Face Of MY President Barack (CENSORED) Obama! STOP HATE!

For 8 years the media fawned over President Bush.  Using EVERY opertunity to point out that HE had won the elections and that HE was the PRESIDENT.  Every news story went OUT of it's way to mention......
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:48:00 GMT

So...I do it now.

I was not as brave as I should have been...could have been.  Happily napping in that safe place between different and...DIFFERENT.  At the time it was safe...hell, maybe even wise...but now.  It's gui...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:17:00 GMT

Oprah Needs To Get A GRIP!

So...all the cuddlie-wuddlie chickens, pregnant pigs and calves need human rights laws.  Cause cages is cruel.  They SUFFER!  THEY IS JUST LIKE PEOPLES.  (Hell, the libs ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Haven’t Felt This Way In Quite A While

I saw a Boy with a far away look.Didn't mean to stare...but looking away just wasn't an option.  Honestly...even blinking hurt.  Thatsplit second of not memorizing him...unbarrable.  Hi...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:45:00 GMT

High School CHILDREN...Life 101.

These are the things I wish SOMEONE would have stopped me in high school and told me.Kind of like a 'Ok...you will NEVER be driving by Farmer Browns farn and see 60 legs and 40 heads and have to figur...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:06:00 GMT

How many zeros are in one billion? OR...How many ZEROS are spending our billions?

How many zeros in a billion? This is too true to be funny.    The next time you hear a politician use the  word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about  whether you want the 'po...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:46:00 GMT

Doesn’t the church consider being gay a MAJOR sin?

I was asked by a friend (from high school) who knew me when I used to go to church religiously...asked me, basically, how I jived the churchs feelings about homosexuality with my faith (the faith...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:07:00 GMT