"Go talk to that beautiful baby, and get those digits!!"
YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU CAN BOOGALOO!!!
I'd like to meet:
Caroline Corr
8th & Ocean Model - Britt
Tara Reid
Salah - Best Body Popper! Ever!!
Buckethead
Huey From Fun Lovin Criminals - The Coolest Dude on Earth!!
Masaaki Hatsumi - The Last Ninja alive today!!
Music:
Deep breath!!! Vai, Satriani, Malmsteen, Petrucci, Gilbert, Racer X, Dream Theater, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage, Atreyu, Metallica, Michael Angelo, Buckethead, Cream, Eric Clapton, Megadeth, Dire Straits, Chilli Peppers, Santana, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Mr Big, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Van Halen, Pantera, Joe Pass, Focus, The Eagles, Black Label Society, Oasis, Blur, Black Sabbath, Liquid Tension Experiment, Lost Prophets, Hoobastank, Incubus, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Def Leppard, White Lion, Ratt, James Blunt, Damien Rice, Jamie Cullum, Alice Cooper, Symphony X, Kamelot, Sikth, LTJ Bukem, Roni Size, Fat Boy slim, DJ Yoda, Grandmaster flash, Dr Dre, Eminem, Tenacious D, Toto, Jack Johnson, Jose Gonzalez, Coldplay, McFly, Busted, Adam F, Average White Band - To be honest, I listen to absolutely everything!!!!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GIVE IT UP!!
Movies:
"I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me!!"
Crossroads, The Matrix, Iron Monkey, The Fast and the Furious, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Robocop, Enter the Dragon, The Game of Death, Predator vs Alien, Friday the 13th! Bloodsport! Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Swingers, Old School, Starsky and Hutch, The Goonies, Snatch, Lock Stock! Wu Tang vs Ninja, Ongbak! Any other classic kung fu films, and anything from the glorious decade of the 80's!!!
Probably the best film ever made - "First you gotta do the truffle shuffle!!"
Television:
"I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY JACKIE CHAN BOLLOCKS!!"The Office, Extras, Alan Partridge, Little Britain, The Mighty Boosh. Gamesmaster (when it existed), Transformers, M.A.S.K. Dick and Dom (Those guys are crazy mother f***kers). MTV Pimp my ride (for shizzle). Kerrang, scuzz channel!! Too many to list, TV is my life!!!
"Would you like me to lap dance for you? I want a second series!!!"
Heroes:
Steve Stifler - Legend
"You're so money and you don't even know it!!"
"The New Residents of Truro's Heartbreak Hotel"
