"sweetie"????? |
Obama, really? This man credits his mother for making him the person he is today, yet he is still unable to take women seriously outside of the home? WTF???
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:48:00 GMT |
Double Agua Blog |
So I was listening to NPR this morning and heard two very alarming stories about drinking water:1) Some of the names and dates here might not be completely accurate, but bare with me----From 2005 - 2...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:16:00 GMT |
Radio |
If you're a disc jockey on a classic rock station, saying "Holla at ya boy!" to a caller requesting Lynyrd Synyrd should be a fireable offense.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
Adorable |
I was at the gym (a trendy gym for Silverlake's homosexuals) this morning and witnessed a cute artsy gay couple being led around by a personal trainer. After completing a rath...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:57:00 GMT |
Rocky III |
I forgot how much I love Rocky III. There aren't many movies with sequels or what not that are as good as the original (exception Godfather, maybe Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings although I'v...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
silent battle |
Its hard to tell because my enemies are invisable, but I think I've spent all day fighting off that tenacious Macy's army. I need backup. Where's the A-team these days? Anyone h...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:49:00 GMT |
Way Off |
Apparently, our generation thought that Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, and Cinderella were SLUTS! Why? These three talented women worked very hard to create a very different lega...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:55:00 GMT |
shower inspired |
I walk diagonal like I was Tic-Tac-Toe
and I talk so vaginal it takes a Tampon to stop this flow
I know a lot of metaphors but this one fits
and if ya'll don't like this one then you can suc...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
I need $1,000,000 |
Which way to the unemployment line that hands out these kinds of checks?
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:12:00 GMT |
Nuts |
I've been eating soooo many nuts lately, I think I'm going SANE! This could be the cashews talking, though, I don't know...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:37:00 GMT |
