Obituary |
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, 'Common Sense', who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucrat... Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:36:00 GMT |
rant |
beers + computer = rant.
although... (beers + computer) - (laziness) = no rant
thus...
fuck you...
/bow Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:39:00 GMT |
The truth about Jello and other ramblings |
So here I sit in post-tooth-pulled recovery and pondering a thought...
"There's always room for Jello".
I think I know why. Jello evaporates as soon as it hits the back of your throat.&nb... Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 05:49:00 GMT |
Trust |
"We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone - but paradoxically, if we cannot trust, neither can we find love or joy.
~Walter Anderson"
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:14:00 GMT |
Patience |
"For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice - no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service"
~John Burroughs Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:05:00 GMT |
Attention Ms. Myspace Stalker... you know how you are. |
First, I see you've changed your name and photo, so just in case you're thinkin of emailing again don't bother, I blocked you. No I won't give you my address and since when would believing in go... Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:25:00 GMT |
Bathroom Wall |
Bathroom Wall----------------God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.
"If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Spanish name?"Mens' Room, Berkeley Cafe, Raleig... Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:49:00 GMT |
My bar tab is $745 |
Read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to c... Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:45:00 GMT |
Happy Singles Awareness Day |
(be advised... anger-angst-laced dark humor running amok)
HEY CUPID, FUCK YOU!!!
That's for a year and a half of FUCKING PAIN, you little tart!!
Welcome to my anti Valentine's Day blog entry. A... Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:55:00 GMT |
ah god I almost forgot... |
that Dr. Seuss pic...
Oh man... I was tired yesterday in training and I couldn't get this image out of my head... I kept cracking up during class, tears rollin' down... bad case of the giggles that ... Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:13:00 GMT |