Sir Make-Out-A-Lot

I sign amazing bands to various different record labels and make them famous. I also write for this online periodical called www.TheShip-Wreck.com. I play an impressive match of football soccer and foosball as well. I also fancy woman very much. Yes, I dabble with men every now and then, but usually there's a woman in the room. I love women of all cultures, creeds and shapes. I want to be the modern Johnny Appleseed, spreading his "seed" all over the world, making "trees" everywhere. You know what I mean, chap? Tally-ho!