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Cock of the Walk

dont forget: i'm better than you

About Me

im not used to getting my way, but i am used to being right.

My Interests

get serious
man up
eat it
buckle or phuckle
ridin dirty
dont get caught up
get yours
lets dance
champion

Music:

hmm... lets see:
112, Musiq, Donell Jones
Maroon 5, Incubus, Coldplay
The Strokes, The Killers, The Postal Service
but when things in the US slow down:
L'Arc En Ciel, Gackt, Dir en Grey, Supercar
Ayumi, Utada, Sowelu, Chemistry, M-Flo, etc
ken=mainstream+poser music+j(pop+rock)+oldies-country-blues-jazz
95+4pennies
add that shit up

My Blog

make it clear for me

i think all consumer goods should either have clear casings or some kind of color warning when they are running out. like deodorant. i dont know how often this has happened to me, just that it ha...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:44:00 PST

srennips

i remember they tried to explain why tires on cars look like they are spinning in reverse on film when i went on a field trip to the exploratorium. i was too scared to listen
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

where have all the pidgeons gone?

has anyone ever seen a pidgeon nest? where the hell do they nest? im gonna take a dump in it if i ever find one
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:19:00 PST

teh n w3rd

with race at the forefront of american politics, i think it would be fitting to discuss the history of a persecuted group of people. they were tricked and forced to work with no compensation save beat...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:17:00 PST

show nuff

now im not a fashionista. i could care less what youre wearing, and the only thing i know about fashion is from rap songs and mannequins in store windows. so i ask, does anybody actually wear what is ...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

rabbit paas

i never thought about it til donny darko but the easter bunny scares the shit outta me. he shows up then everyone dies. i know this is only one interpretation but i dont actually know his mythos....
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:56:00 PST

no and then

language is constantly evolving. zomg. one thing that really bothers me is the elimination of the optional second comma in an 'and list.' lol, n00bz, and pwnd. even as a kid i was taught tha...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:02:00 PST

way to name

does anyone know the difference between a highway and a freeway? i heard one applied to roads over a certain lane count. ive also heard that one traverses state borders. ive also heard that odd number...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

dont hunt at night

have you ever looked up at the night sky? have you ever taken a moment to quietly reflect on things while staring at light thats traveled millions of years to reach your eyes? its rare that i can esca...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:36:00 PST

i am jacks jejunum

you are not your body. you are just the sum result of a bunch of different living organisms doing their own thing. brain cells just fire off electricity. heart cells contract about once a second. whit...
Posted by Cock of the Walk on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:17:00 PST