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Da Lexness

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About Me

I am Alexandra the Great! I am a full-time college student majoring as a Veterinary Technician and I work part time as a shift supervisor at Starbucks. I've been stuck with Bryan (yes with a "Y", people get it right!) for the past 3 years, I've got his ring on my hand so I guess that means we're stuck together forever now. It's a great story, really. I still have my Rat/Fox Terrier mix, Tibby. Little Black Betty sits in the corner of my room, she's my new gerbil who replaced my old mice, she's solid black with a little white spot on her mouth so it looks like a milk mustache..Cute. 1969 is my favorite year and I have an obsession with monkeys and skulls.

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Music:

Tool, Pantera, old school Misfits, Danzig Muse, CKY, 311, In Flames, MSI, Opeth, Shadows Fall, Dope, Tub Ring, Bad Religion, Black Flag (mainly because of Henry Rollins**), 40 Below Summer, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park (mainly because of Mike Shinoda**), some and I mean SOME Foo Fighters, same goes for Finger Eleven the White Stripes and Nine Inch Nails (I only like few of their songs), Reveille, Rob Zombie, Acid Bath, Authority Zero, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Green Day, Lacuna Coil, and there are many more bands I love but I just listed the ones I have on my MP3 player, I basically dig hard rock and metal

Movies:

Anything with lots of blood and gore, I love Army of Darkness and the Evil Dead movies, you know, cheesy horror/gore films, I love Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. Zombie movies rule: 28 Weeks Later, Rob Zombie's films, I am also a fan of Tim Burton's.

Television:

METALOCALYPSE!! Robot Chicken, Bleach, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Emergency Vets, E-Vet Interns, Animal Cops, Criss Angel's Mindfreak (he is the hotness), Dr. G. Medical Examiner, Forensic Files, I LOVE to watch surgery

Books:

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, pretty much any kind of dirty bloody comic book, I also like horror novels and biographies. Heavy Metal magazine is so hot.

Heroes:

My mom, she's put up with so much stupid bullshit throughout her life (especially those horrendous 10 years with my "dad") and now she's working her way to the top and is kicking ass and taking names.

My Blog

Happy New Year...I hope

It's time to start fresh! I can get back into my boxing routine now, I've already got bruising on my hands from breaking in my new bag gloves, whoopee! I'm taking 4 classes this semester, Pharmacology...
Posted by Da Lexness on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:35:00 PST

My Iceland trip, upcoming birthday etc.

So as most of you may already know, I went to Iceland for a week and a half with my Mom to help her with her little press event for the Eve 10 year anniversary party. It was a wonderful experience and...
Posted by Da Lexness on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

Iceland Here I Come!

I am actually going somewhere cool this year! Woohooo! I'm going to help my mom with a press event so I get to go with her to Iceland at the end of this month, rockin'! I've been there before but that...
Posted by Da Lexness on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Say NO to American Horse Slaughtering!!

https://community.hsus.org/campaign/FED_2007_horse_slaughter  Fill out the required fields and click "Send This Message" Most of these horses are perfectly healthy, not even old enough to have li...
Posted by Da Lexness on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

A Hare and A Bear

So a hare and a bear were shittin' in the woods. The bear turns around to the hare and asks, "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" and the hare said, "No." so the bear picks up the ha...
Posted by Da Lexness on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST

Snotball

Aaah it's crazy time! I've been stuffy and sniffly for the past week and it blows! When will it end?! I'm like a coke addict with the nasal spray and Halls cough drops! Okay okay, you get it, I'm...
Posted by Da Lexness on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Beware of Predators? Pfft!

I didn't write this. But I agree. Read on:Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the ...
Posted by Da Lexness on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Heere Piggy Piggy

So you may be wondering, where in the hell did i get a baby pig? Well I went to a pig farm while I was out at my grandparents' house. Trust me, you wouldn't like going inside a pig house. I smelled li...
Posted by Da Lexness on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

Mid-Terms/Holloweenie

 Look! He's getting buttraped! Okay, so right now I'm studying for my mid-terms. I have ONE MORE left!! I took my personal computing mid-term today, I zipped right through it so I'm pretty c...
Posted by Da Lexness on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

Cracka Biioootch

Well hot diggity dog I'm pissed! I finally found my favorite Tool song and it got deleted. Nooooooooooooooooo!!! Fuckin' pieces of shit... I'm watching some frou-frou weirdo asscrap Casper movie which...
Posted by Da Lexness on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST