1. Don't try to add me if you're a homophobe, racist or
are a genre-idiot who's only joy in life is to denounce
other people who's not into the same things as you are.
That also qualifies as racism, but you're probably to
stupid to realise that, or maybe you think it's a
fantastic thing.
2. Don't try to add me if you're a bad speller, or if you
don't know the difference between it's and its'.
3. Don't try to add me if you pose on pictures with a
SUV, gun or some bad hippie-replica.
4. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING ME if you declare
yourself a swinger and post pathetic pictures of
your ass, crotch and/or breasts. I hate hedonism in
its purest form and to all the 100% hedonists out
there FUCK OFF!!!
5. Don't try to add me if you're a religious nut with a
flair for psychobabble. I'm an atheist and you don't
stand a chance trying to change that.
6. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING ME if you're looking for
a sexpartner and/or boyfriend. The same goes for you
sad, sad people who try to lure other people to your
badly camouflaged porn-profiles.
7. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING ME if you habitually use the word "gay" to mean "weak, idiot, crap". This also goes for you who habitually use the word "nazi" to mean "strict, angry, determined". You're nothing but spoiled little brats acting out someone else's rage. FUCK OFF!!!
8. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING ME if you're a socialist
with the rhetoric of a right-wing fascist.
9. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING ME if you're a right-wing
fascist
10. Don't try to add me if you believe in the death
penalty.
I have only added people I already know and some bands, so I will probably deny your request anyway. But if you absolutely promise not to be boring, then write a message before adding me. I'm a boring person myself, so I don't want to talk to other boring fuckheads.
I will however definitely add you if you can tell me how to flap pancakes properly. I find that very difficult...