Persistant Ambivalence

Underneath all the tattoos, booze, and attitude I'm just a sweet girl who wants to play barbies and listen to my Brittney Spears records...

**READ FIRST** If you would like to add/message me, READ THIS FIRST...
-Don't thank me.
-I don't care if you live in the same state or city as me, don't ask me where exactly I live. I won't tell you...Stop being a creep.
-If I were on here to get a date I would say so. Please don't try to pursuade me, it hasn't worked thus far, it won't work now. Plus, I'm not really "girlfriend material", sorry.
-If I add you, don't ask me if I know you. I probably don't. If you don't want to accept my request, that's fine. It won't hurt my feelings. :D
-Do not write me messages to comment your pictures. If I like what I see and have something to say, I will comment.
-I don't care how cool your car is. I really could care less.
-If YoU wRiTe LyK dIs, Do NoT wAsTe EiThEr Of OuR tImE, uR a FuCkInG dOuChE, PlEaSe ShOoT uRsElF 4 bEiN aN aBsOlUtE fUcKtArD.
-If you have pictures in your index of strictly your body parts, car, celebrities, anything that is not YOU I will not add you.
-If in your about me all you care about is partying, your car, and girls, get a better life.
-You ask..."what's up?" my response: "nothing." See how pointless this conversation is?
-If you are illiterate, please do not contact me until you go back to high school.
-there, their, they're....your, you're....where, wear....hear, here....LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT...is it really that hard??
-I don't add everyone. I add/message/reply to interesting people.
-Don't ask me to send nude pics.
-Don't ask me to whore you. It's cool if you are into that, but I'm not.
-NO..I will not meet you. Unless I really like talking to you. Or you can somehow benifit me.
-Ooooh....you're in a band? Must suck that I'm not a groupie slut that fucking cares.
-If I don't want to talk to you, don't question me. You are not interesting enough.

*MOST IMPORTANT* Hi! Like oh, my gawd! Totally.
My name is Kyla, I'm a social butterfly, but I don't like most people, chances are, you're one of them.
I will judge you, label you, and I will shove you into a category. In my head you'll only be what I make you.
I don't care what you think, and I never will.
My kid- ten times cooler than you'll ever be.
If my plan on taking over the world doesn't work out, I was thinking I'd buy a gun and start selling drugs. I would be a laid back drug dealer, though. Not pushy or anything. I'd just be like "Hey kids, how's it going? Would you like to buy some crack?"
In my spare time I collect money from people who want to take my picture...why not? I'm just as greedy as the rest of you.
*The Nitty Gritty*
Well let's see, hrm, hands down, my kid is way cooler than yours. Yours may be cool, but NOT as cool as Zach. Ask anyone....
I have the BEST friends in the entire world,yours would never compare. Seriously.
I live on my own, and well, what can I say...it's fucking kick ass...
I like long walks down abandoned alleys, hoping MAYBE, just maybe, someone will jump out and manhandle me. Everyone loves a good manhandling.
I eat my weight in food..............daily.....
I'm probably taller than you...face it, I'm a fucking giant.
Contrary to popular belief, I don't do drugs...
I love hearing rumors about myself...please keep entertaining me.
I've heard I'm a lesbian...that can't be true, I only sleep with straight girls...
Apparently I've slept with people I don't even know. I must not have been there. Although it is flattering to have people lie about doing me. Hope it was good for you baby...
Underneath my clothes, I'm 75% tattooed, haha FUCK YOU MOM!!
I love throwing/going to Tupperware parties, oh yes and who can forget home interiors...*creams panties*
I live off of fast food/restaurant food, but cook daily. I just won't eat what I make. Not that it tastes bad, I get rave reviews, but I don't eat wegibles, and the majority of what I cook contains them....EWWWWW
One day, if I grow up, I'm going to rule my world. And you aren't invited.
I am fully aware that it is illegal to urinate in public, I just don't care. When I've got to go, I'm going.
I often sit in the sink and pick at my face in the bathroom mirror.
People think I'm sexy.
I am.
People think I'm crazy.
I am.
I kinda dig (some) guys in tight jeans.
I am as sarcastic as they come.
I can play spades better than most inmates, and you know this maing!
I play solitaire alot, and win most every time, you can't cheat at solitaire.
Chances are 85% of what you see/read on this page is either a joke, or me fuckin' off but it's more or less obvious. If you can't differenciate between a joke, or me plain out bullshitting, then you're what I like to call a "mental midget".
If you don't understand my humor, I don't give a fuck. That's the wonders of the free world, I can say/do/be whatever I want.
I love how people claim they know me. Just because we've exchanged words at some point doesn't mean you know me. There's a fine line between knowing someone, and knowing OF someone.
I don't eat wegibles. And I call them that because I'm making fun of the orientals that serve me my Chinese and can't even speak a lick of English....they make damn good chickfriedrise though...
I've always wanted to own a Mexican maid, so I could call her Rosa, even if her name was Sue.
If you hadn't noticed I use the word FUCK alot, but not when in public/at work....
I try to tone it down in front of the kiddies/old people though.
Whether you want to admit it or not, I'm one funny fucker....
I think guys who wear make-up even "for fun" are secretly fags, and want to get pummeled in the ass by a Dave Navarro look-a-like...
I'm not knocking it, "keep on witchyo bad self", I just think make-up should be left to the girls. What's next, are you going to fake periods?
I'm a real estate photographer, not my first choice in jobs, but it works.
I also bartend/waitress at a local bar, which kicks ass cause I get paid to hang out and have fun with my friends!! ;}
I think girls with ink are fucking hot, and I would seriously contemplate playing in their "situations".
Sometimes, when no ones around, I take out my Brittney Spears record and have a dance off with myself.
Little things make me happy.
I secretly pine after Boy Bands.
I know all the words to "Barbie Girl" seriously...no joke...want to hear it?
I have an unhealthy addiction to lip gloss, and pink trident. Those are two things you will NEVER see me out and about without. (I should be Mrs. Seuss)
I don't refer to myself as a "woman", that would make me feel old. I am NOT old.
Johnny Cash rocks my fucking world.
The Spill Canvas is getting there
I drive like a fucking maniac. Just ask my insurance agent, or anyone who's been in a car with me for that matter. There has only been one person who could handle my driving, and she'd just cover her eyes and laugh. Which still kinda scares me.
I rarely if EVER answer either of my phones. And if I do, I speak (broken) Spanish just to fuck with people.
If you are a telemarketer, I hope you die.
I eat meat, and lots of it. I couldn't go without eating meat. That would be like asking a guy not to think about tits for a day.
I'm basically living off bacon cheeseburgers and fries, or steak only fajitas right now. And it's AWESOME
I probably eat more brownie mix than ANYONE you know. And I'm still not a tank ass. Haha.
If I flirt with you don't think it means I want you, I flirt with 90 year old women...it makes people feel warm and fuzzy...
I'm only interested in one person, and chances are it's not you
I think people who create MySpace profiles for their dog/cat/worm/whatever other fucking pet are retarded. I love my pets, don't get me wrong, but COME THE FUCK ON!!! Seriously, does anyone out there know of a single animal outside of that gorilla Kate (I think that's her name) that can even read? Let alone type, or give a fuck about emails. My cat spends the majority of the day licking her twat, and chasing shadows. Never once have I seen her attempt to get online... We won't even talk about my dog, he's a lost cause.
Daddy always said one good turn deserves another.
As of right now I don't want anymore kids, I have my son, and that's good enough for me. I wouldn't want him to have to share me with anyone anyways..
I DO NOT believe in gender equality. There are TONS of things I can do WAYYYYY better than guys, and there are many things guys can do better than me. Besides, I enjoy playing "meek" and having things done for me. For those of you feminists out there, you're fucking retarded. I'm not saying we are lesser as females, I'm just saying I don't want to be the one shoveling snow in 20 below weather. That's a "mans" job.
I'm going to get a paypal account and start a fundraiser, and say that it's for my cat with FHIV's medication, all the while planning on using it for a boob job....my cat doesn't have AIDS....
It's been proven that guys are 10 times more fucked in the head then broads. Sorry boys.
Orchids are my favorite.
Buy me some it'll get you laid.....
I never said by me.....
I'm pretty random...
I change my mind about things often. I'm very hasty when it comes to making decisions. I often make the wrong ones.
Puppy breath is cute to me.
Puppies pissing all over my floor isn't.
Knuckle tattoos are HOT.
I've never lost a dog, but I lost my kid once. ;} Kinda.
I won't be getting the mom of the year award ;} But I'm a better mommy than most other "moms" I've known.
I hate cold weather, I can never seem to stay warm.
Warm weather is good, hot is better. I can always find a way to cool down.
I eat ice cream out of the container, and dig for the good parts while doing it. If you open a Karmel Sutra container in my freezer there's a VERY GOOD chance the caramel core is GONE.
I think I run things around my house, but I don't. My son does.
If he isn't happy, NO ONE is.
When my son is 4 there's a good chance he'll be able to take me down. It's ok though, I'll just sell him to the gypsies. ;}
For the most part I run around my house with little to no clothing on. It's my house, why not?
We don't have company often....;}
At least once a day, my color of the rainbow gets a huge fat shit taken on it.
But I'm ok with that.
Cause then I change my color....
I have a really short attention span...if you can't hold my attention, I move on...
I think if a guy plucks the nastiness around his eyebrows it's ok, BUT if he SHAPES them, he's secretly/openly gay, or a big fat used bag of douche.*cough*Scott*cough*
Few chicks can pull off shaving their eyebrows off completely. And my guess is you aren't one..HINT HINT "college girl"
Size DOES matter, when you've had big, why would you go small?
I've got a secret....and I'll tell anyone who asks
I suck at keeping secrets...unless you mean something to me
I really like the color clear
I'm self diagnosed bipolar....cause I want to feel special too.
I wish Micheal Chiklis was taller....cause then I'd do him....or try to at least....
I am as hillbilly/redneck as they come, and I fucking LOVE IT
I don't wear shoes in the summer
People who play games with me are ultimately going to be the ones to get played in the end, cause I am WAY better at it than you are.....
I thoroughly enjoy pissing off people who think too highly of themselves. Especially when they shouldn't.
My life is so chaotic, it should have it's own series, but then again who's isn't
I've learned not all girls are fucking retarded, just most of the ones I knew before....
Cheesecake makes my bunny tingle.
I can't wait till my son get's older so I know what the hell he's talking about half the time. As it is now, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm the retard....
I enjoy showers....cause of my showerhead....
I'm a really big flirt, but seldom if ever deliver, haha, sorry boys.
I'm a MySpace addict
To me looks aren't as important as humor, if you're SUPER DUPER sexy, but can't make me smile you won't last....but if you make me giggle....;}