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Christopher

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About Me

Over the years I have become a jack (or jackass)of all trades, master of none...I have been a waiter, a webmaster, a computer analyst....I was in an electronic band, Solid Falling and an improv group, Left of Center. I have been a shoe salesman, a DJ, and a cook. I have written a weekly newspaper column, and have been a restuarant consultant. I am still not sure what I want to be when I grow up...but I hope an opening comes up for a rich, eccentric, industrialist and playboy.

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I'd like to meet:

Gus Hansen, Phil Ivey, or Daniel Negreanu...because then I would be at the final table on a WPT tournament...but let's face it...I am just not that good.
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My Blog

Bunny Ears

What is so funny about bunny ears? When someone is taking a picture, why are bunny ears behind that person's head funny? What is even better is the fact that bunny ears are internationally funny. You ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:33:00 GMT

Happy B-day

We need a new Happy Birthday song.  Mind you, there is nothing wrong with the old one&its simple, its title is its lyrics, you can sing it fast, you can sing it slow& But it bores me. ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:00:00 GMT

Rocket Man

I bought a rocket ship. Its an old Gemini or Apollo or something. The guy at NASA said that they just had a bunch of these things lying around the complex collecting dust and tourists, so they ar...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 06:30:00 GMT

Who are you?

One thing the internet is good for is useless information. My least favorite of the useless information is the who and or what are you like quizzes. For example, the muppet I am most like is Gon...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 17:37:00 GMT

So this is Christmas

What I received from my children for Christmas:Jamie: A world's greatest Dad plaque and a homemade box full of lifesavors with an ornament.Maddy: A light-up keychain.Dylan: A rubber sticky hand.Now f...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 07:16:00 GMT

I am keeping Tom as my friend.

I am keeping Tom as my friend.   I listened to the guys on the Hideout (local Orlando talk show) talk about it, my friend Gaila spends hours on it and has over 5o million-billion friends, pe...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 17:39:00 GMT

Divorce

Chapter One Ramblings Of A Mad Man Let me start by letting you know one thing; everyone I know is getting a divorce. This actually comes as no great surprise, because everyone I know also go...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:27:00 GMT

Waiter's Haiku

The tip on the table Jingles and fits easily In my blue change purse Waiter, Where are you? Bring a glass of Coke, please No ice in my drink Flies found in my soup Guarantee a free desert ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 21:16:00 GMT