If you don't like the way I drive, definitely stay off the sidewalk as you may get run over by me if I'm not wear my corrective lenses. I was born and raised in New Jerusalem but had to cross something not even remotely similar to the river Jordan so not to be associated with jug handles, circles in the middle of 4 way highways, the Jersey shore and those that consider it a vacation hot spot, 'page 6 girl' in the Trentonian, Campbell’s "condensed" soup, diners, break your pocket car insurance, the Miss America Pageant and Kelly Ripa.
